Erma Bombeck Quotes:
Ocupation: Column Author
Life: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Birthday: February 21
Death: April 22
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
topic: Kids, Parenting, Swag, House Guests
