Awesome Birthday Quotes:
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
topic: Birthday, Friends, Cake, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Celebrate Life, Birthday Cake
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
topic: Birthday, Music, Voice, 21st Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
topic: Birthday, Christmas, Double Standard, Countenance, Awesome Birthday
The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts.
topic: Happy Birthday, Happiness, Insperational, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Best Birthday
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
topic: Birthday, Important, Age, Old Age Humor, Celebrate Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be
If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future.
topic: War, Past, Looks, My Wish, Looking Forward To The Future
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Time and tide wait for no man.
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Managing Time
We turn not older with years but newer every day.
source: Emily Dickinson, Thomas Herbert Johnson, Theodora Ward (1986). “The Letters of Emily Dickinson”, p.499, Harvard University Press
topic: Inspirational, Life, Birthday, Inspirational Age, Emily
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Wine, Turning 50, Oil And Vinegar, Best Wine
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media
topic: Birthday, Marriage, Husband, Humorous Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
source: Quoted in Garson Kanin, It Takes a Long Time to Become Young (1978)
topic: Birthday, Baseball, Fun, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Wisdom, Live Life To Its Fullest
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Drinking, Wine, Vineyards, Oil And Vinegar
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Carpe Diem, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
source: "Ohio's Sen. Glenn Won't Run Again In 1998" by Candy Crowley, www.cnn.com. 
topic: Birthday, Friends, Death, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Giving, Living Life Well, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
topic: Birthday, Anniversary, Sweet, Sweet Anniversary, Sweet Wine
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Memories, Memory Loss, Birthday Cake
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
topic: Birthday, Time, Wings, Birthday Cake, Old Birthday
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday
A benefit consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
source: "De Beneficiis" by Seneca the Younger, I. 6, 63 AD.
topic: Birthday, Done, Benefits, Awesome Birthday