Erma Bombeck Quotes:
Ocupation: Column Author
Life: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Birthday: February 21
Death: April 22
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media
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