Funny Happy Birthday Quotes:
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
source: "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 15, 2010. 
topic: Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Getting Older, Humorous Birthday, Petty
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
topic: Birthday, Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
topic: Happy Birthday, Birthday, Years, Old Birthday, 21st Birthday
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
topic: Birthday, Happiness, Laughter, Happier Life, Birthday Cake
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Wisdom, Live Life To Its Fullest
topic: Mind, Age, Matter, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
Time and tide wait for no man.
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Managing Time
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Growing, Inspirational Age, Older People
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Act your age, not your shoe size.
source: "Kiss". Song by Prince Rogers Nelson, 1986.
topic: Shoes, Age, Size, Uptown, Funny Happy Birthday
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Wine, Turning 50, Oil And Vinegar, Best Wine
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
topic: Birthday, Travel, Carpe Diem, Long Way, Paved Roads
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
topic: Birthday, Music, Voice, 21st Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
topic: Funny, Happy Birthday, Time, Milestone, Milestone Birthday
Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty.
topic: Youth, Capacity, Inspirational Beauty, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
topic: Funny Inspirational, Women, Memorable, Status Updates, Whatsapp
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
topic: Birthday, Lovely, Forget The Past, Old Birthday, 21st Birthday
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
topic: Birthday, Chinese, Scholar, Wise Birthday, Funny Birthday Wishes
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Memories, Memory Loss, Birthday Cake
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
topic: Birthday, Friends, Cake, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
source: "Ohio's Sen. Glenn Won't Run Again In 1998" by Candy Crowley, www.cnn.com.
topic: Birthday, Friends, Death, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Drinking, Wine, Vineyards, Oil And Vinegar
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
topic: Birthday, Time, Wings, Birthday Cake, Old Birthday
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
topic: Birthday, Tunes, 60th Birthday, Milestone Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Celebrate Life, Birthday Cake
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media
topic: Birthday, Marriage, Husband, Humorous Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Carpe Diem, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
topic: Waiting, Lines, Funny Aging, Funny Happy Birthday, Waiting In Line
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Beauty, Makeup And Beauty, Staying Young
You're only as old as you feel.
source: Source: rocknycliveandrecorded.com
topic: Happy Birthday, Birthday Wishes, Funny Aging, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
source: Philip Zimbardo, John Boyd (2008). “The Time Paradox: The New Psychology of Time That Will Change Your Life”, p.264, Simon and Schuster
topic: Love, Inspirational, Acceptance, Love Grows, Love Acceptance
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
topic: Birthday, Friends, Sight, Witty Birthday, Funny Birthday
topic: Birthday, People, Appreciate, Old Age Humor, Old Jokes
May you live all the days of your life.
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Good Life, Source Of Life, Meaning Life
topic: Happy Birthday, Truth, Real, Irish Proverbs, Funny Happy Birthday