Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes:

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Wisdom, Live Life To Its Fullest

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

- Robert Frost

topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Carpe Diem, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

- Chili Davis

topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Growing, Inspirational Age, Older People

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

- Oprah Winfrey

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Celebrate Life, Birthday Cake

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

- Voltaire

topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Giving, Living Life Well, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

- Arthur Schopenhauer

topic: Birthday, Congratulations, Age, Humorous Birthday, Inspirational Age

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

- Dana Rosemary Scallon

topic: Birthday, Chinese, Scholar, Wise Birthday, Funny Birthday Wishes

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

- Jon Foreman

topic: Pants, Feels, Warmth, Cute Friendship, Funny Best Friend

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

- Eva Gabor

topic: Loyalty, Believe, Age, Humorous Birthday, Funny Birthday

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

- Robert Frost

topic: Funny, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

- Norman Wisdom

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Birthday, Memories, Memory Loss, Birthday Cake

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

- Germaine Greer

topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

- Malcolm Cowley

source: Malcolm Cowley (1982). “The view from 80”, Penguin Books, 1982

topic: Birthday, Missing, Mind, Humorous Birthday, Old Age Humor

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Jack Benny

topic: Mind, Age, Matter, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

- Phyllis Diller

source: Phyllis Diller (1981). “The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions”, Doubleday Books

topic: Cute, Birthday, Funny Relationship, Humorous Birthday, Old Age Humor

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

- John Glenn

source: "Ohio's Sen. Glenn Won't Run Again In 1998" by Candy Crowley, www.cnn.com.

topic: Birthday, Friends, Death, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

- Maurice Chevalier

source: Quoted in James B. Simpson, Contemporary Quotations (1964)

topic: Funny, Birthday, Health, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

- Jonathan Swift

topic: Birthday, Wise, Time, Wise Birthday, 40th Birthday

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Birthday, Hypocrisy, Three, Humorous Birthday, Humpty Dumpty

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

- Ellen Glasgow

topic: Birthday, Lovely, Forget The Past, Old Birthday, 21st Birthday

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

- Tom Wilson

topic: Happy Birthday, Wisdom, Silly, Old Jokes, Coming Of Age

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

- Robert Orben

topic: Birthday, Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

- Tom Petty

source: "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 15, 2010.

topic: Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Getting Older, Humorous Birthday, Petty

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

- William Shakespeare

topic: Birthday, Happiness, Laughter, Happier Life, Birthday Cake

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

- Abhishek Bachchan

topic: Happy Birthday, Blessing, Thinking, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Celebrate Birthday

Time and tide wait for no man.

- Geoffrey Chaucer

topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Managing Time

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

- Mary Schmich

topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

- Anthony

topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

- Jim Eason

topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People