Dumb People Quotes:

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

- Patrick Star

topic: People, Dumb, Dumb People

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

- Dane Cook

source: Twitter post from Sep 3, 2013

topic: People, Dumb, Dumb People

The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them.

- Thomas Carlyle

source: Thomas Carlyle (1843). “Past and Present”, p.93

topic: People, Dumb, Dumb People

I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.

- Sam Waterston

source: "Fictional character: Charlie Skinner". "The Newsroom" (TV Series), www.imdb.com. 2012.

topic: People, Dumb, Dumb People

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

- Keanu Reeves

topic: Smart, Men, People, Meatheads, Smart People

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

- Andy Rooney

topic: Smart, Boys, Thinking, Very Smart, Smart People

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

- Albert Einstein

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Funny, Life, Insanity And Genius, Stupidity And Ignorance

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

- Jaggi Vasudev

topic: Idiot, Wonder, Life Is Full Of Surprises, Sense Of Wonder, Damn Things

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

- Plato

topic: Smart, Human Nature, Interest In Politics, Political Humor, Political Wisdom

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

- Harlan Ellison

source: Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”

topic: Funny, Life, Stupid, Being Stupid, Stupid Funny

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

- Chris Rock

topic: Smart, People, Dumb, Smart People, Dumb People

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

- Stephen Hawking

topic: Crazy, Smart, People, Crazy People, Smart People

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

- Scott Adams

topic: Funny, Stupidity, Dumb, Being Stupid, Critical Thinking

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

- Euripides

source: Euripides (2013). “Euripides V: Bacchae, Iphigenia in Aulis, The Cyclops, Rhesus”, p.38, University of Chicago Press

topic: Relationship, Stupid, Communication, Being Stupid, Stupidity And Ignorance

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

- H. L. Mencken

source: The Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920.

topic: Heart, White, Land, Ordinary People, Voting And Democracy

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

- Bertrand Russell

topic: Inspirational, Success, Educational, Being Stupid, Stupid Life

The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Motivational, Pain, Attitude, Great Positive Attitude, Positive Attitude And Success

I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

- Nathan Fillion

topic: Honesty, Laughing, People, Dumb People

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

- Chris Rock

source: Source: www.oprah.com

topic: Smart, People, Dumb, Dumb People

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

- Erica Jong

topic: Love, Witty, Women, Women Equality, Dumb Guy

The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

- Ben Casnocha

topic: Smart, People, Dumb, Dumb People

Only dumb people are happy.

- Courtney Love

topic: Love, Stupid, People, Dumb People

I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre.

- Blake Judd

topic: Men, Thinking, People, Dumb People

I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey.

- Howie Klein

topic: Smart, Hate, Journey, Dumb People

The shocking possibility that dumb people don't exist in sufficient numbers to warrant the millions of careers devoted to tending them will seem incredible to you. Yet that is my central proposition: the mass dumbness which justifies official schooling first had to be dreamed of; it isn't real.

- John Taylor Gatto

topic: Real, School, Careers, Dumbness, Schooling

Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t have the herd instinct, you can read Neitzsche and understand it. Only dumb people are happy.

- Courtney Love

topic: Mean, People, Dumb, Dumb People

Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You're barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they're a-coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

- Aaron Sorkin

topic: Graduation, Mistake, Memorable, Well Educated, Dumb People

Your work gets destroyed by dumb people and it gets enhanced by smart people and it really doesn't have anything to do with marketing.

- Paula Scher

source: Source: es.scribd.com

topic: Smart, People, Dumb, Dumb People

I try to write for highest common denominator. I don't write for dumb people. I figure if everybody doesn't get it, that's OK. Someone bright enough will get it, and that's who I write for. It's probably not the way to make million-sellers. What can I say? I won't apologize for trying to write for smart people.

- Paul Westerberg

topic: Smart, Writing, People, Dumb People

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

- Bo Burnham

source: Twitter post from Jul 20, 2010

topic: Intelligent, Thinking, People, Dumb People

If you don’t include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society…So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That’s a problem.

- Lee Kuan Yew

source: National Day Rally, 1983.

topic: Stupid, People, Support, Singapore, Dumb People

With the Democrats, they see themselves, we see ourselves as the party of the working folks, the striving, you know, the good. But, without anybody acknowledging it, there is now this little camp of folks who come across as very elitist, that look down on red state voters, who think that Republicans are dumb people.

- Van Jones

source: Source: www.realclearpolitics.com

topic: Party, Thinking, People, Elitist, Dumb People

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

- Ted Nugent

source: Source: www.usatoday.com

topic: People, Dumb, Honest, Misconception, Honest People

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

- Bruce Coville

source: Bruce Coville (2014). “My Teacher Is an Alien”, p.1, Simon and Schuster

topic: Stupid People, Watches, Hey, Duncan, Dumb People

Be kind to dumb people.

- Don Herold

source: Don Herold (1924). “So human”

topic: People, Dumb, Be Kind, Dumb People

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

- Seneca the Younger

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Philosophical, Thinking, Envy, Dumb People

I've never been satisfied with myself, ever. But I feel good about myself, because I'm truthful. I don't corrupt myself. I'm also a perfectionist. I'm very impatient. I've got energy and drive and I can't stand inefficiency in people. And I can't stand dumb people. Why surround yourself with people who are going to tie you down? I don't suffer fools.

- Jack LaLanne

topic: Ties, People, Feel Good, Inefficiency, Dumb People

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.

- Joel McHale

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Smart, Thinking, Intelligent, Tequila, Dumb People