topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Driving Fast, Car Driving

topic: Christian, Men, Devil, Snares, Man Of God

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
topic: Sports, Baseball, Home, Drive Safely

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
topic: Mirrors, Views, Safety, Drive Safely, Workplace Safety
Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.
topic: Rain, Two, Snow, Drive Safely
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.
topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf
topic: Life, Cute, Romantic, Just Kiss Me, Kisses And Hugs
Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.
source: Barbara Kingsolver (2012). “Flight Behaviour”, p.234, Faber & Faber
topic: Jesus, Want, Driving, Drive Safely
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
topic: Self, Tree, Defense, Drinking And Driving, Tree Of Life
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
topic: Normal, Driving, Resumes, Drive Safely
topic: Lying, Drunk, Guy, Liquor Funny, Don't Drink Alcohol
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
topic: Time, Educational, Want, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny
topic: Hurt, Stupid, Light, Drive Safely, Green Lights
source: Source: collider.com
topic: Ideas, Space, Car, Drive Safely
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
source: P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books
topic: Food, Drinking, Alcohol, Drinking Funny, Drive Safely