Drinking And Driving Quotes:

Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling.

- Lee Mack

topic: Drinking, Driving, Drinking And Driving

I think it's important that people think about what they are doing and that includes what they are eating. I am 61 now and attitudes towards drinking and driving have changed radically since I was a student. People change their notion of what is responsible. They will increasingly ask about the carbon content of their food

- Nicholas Stern

topic: Change, Attitude, Drinking, Drinking And Driving

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

- Bruce McCulloch

topic: Teenager, Drinking, Evil, Improv Comedy, Drinking And Driving

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

- Woody Allen

topic: Self, Tree, Defense, Drinking And Driving, Tree Of Life

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

- George Burns

topic: Clever, Drinking, Drunk, Liquor Funny, Drinking And Driving

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

- Byron Dorgan

topic: Country, Drinking, Law, Drinking And Driving, Rocket Science

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Funny, Drinking, Book, Drinking And Driving, Drinkers

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

- Dean Martin

source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Astor

topic: Time, Educational, Want, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

topic: Drinking, People, Driving, Drinking And Driving

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

- George Carlin

source: George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

topic: Morning, Humorous, Drinking, Drinking And Driving

I've got two little girls, I'm not scared about sex. I'll teach them, it's not going to kill them. But what could kill them is violence. Guns, drinking and driving, these are the real dangers in our society.

- William H. Macy

source: Source: www.indiewire.com

topic: Girl, Sex, Real, Drinking And Driving