topic: Drinking, Driving, Drinking And Driving

topic: Change, Attitude, Drinking, Drinking And Driving
topic: Teenager, Drinking, Evil, Improv Comedy, Drinking And Driving
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
topic: Self, Tree, Defense, Drinking And Driving, Tree Of Life
topic: Clever, Drinking, Drunk, Liquor Funny, Drinking And Driving
topic: Country, Drinking, Law, Drinking And Driving, Rocket Science
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
topic: Funny, Drinking, Book, Drinking And Driving, Drinkers
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.
topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
topic: Time, Educational, Want, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny
People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
topic: Drinking, People, Driving, Drinking And Driving
source: George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
topic: Morning, Humorous, Drinking, Drinking And Driving
source: Source: www.indiewire.com
topic: Girl, Sex, Real, Drinking And Driving