Ocupation: Comedian
Life: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Birthday: May 12
Death: June 22
And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.
source: George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
topic: Morning, Humorous, Drinking, Drinking And Driving