Drunk Man Quotes:

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.

- Terry Goodkind

source: Terry Goodkind (2015). “Stone Of Tears”, p.274, Head of Zeus

topic: Men, Drunk, Drunk Man

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Jack Lemmon

topic: Funny, Music, Morning, Sorry Men, Irish Beer

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

- Charlie Chaplin

topic: Inspirational, Character, Men, Wicked World, Drunk Man

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Intelligent Man, Irish Beer

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

- Lord Byron

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Intoxication

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Funny, Witty, Clever, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

- William Butler Yeats

topic: Food, Drinking, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Life, Atheist, Beer, Credulity, Just Believe

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Witty, Work, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Food, Drinking, Beer, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Funny, Country, Football, Irish Beer, Brewing

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

- Adrian Rogers

topic: Sorry, People, Feels, Sorry Men, Praiseworthy

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

- Dave Barry

source: "Vegetable Magnetism" by Dave Barry, www.washingtonpost.com. March 17, 1991.

topic: Fun, Drinking, Book, Ale, Lager

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

- Andrew Lang

topic: Humorous, Men, Illumination, Mathematics And Science, Drunk Man

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

- Raymond Chandler

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Liquor Funny, Don't Drink Alcohol

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

- Guy Davenport

source: Guy Davenport (1997). “The Geography of the Imagination: Forty Essays”, p.5, David R. Godine Publisher

topic: Men, Drunk, Imagination, Drunk Man

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

- Bob Marley

source: Interview with Dylan Taite in Aotearoa, New Zealand, 1979.

topic: Drunk Man

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.

- Tucker Carlson

topic: Mean, Men, Drunk, Drunk Man

A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche... Water brings death to the psyche, as earth brings death to water... The psyche lusts to be wet.

- Heraclitus

topic: Home, Son, Men, Mindless, Drunk Man

...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.

- Boethius

topic: Memories, Home, Men, Drunk Man

I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same.

- Kingsley Amis

topic: Real, Men, People, Drunk Man

It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.

- Margaret Atwood

source: Margaret Atwood (2009). “Cat's Eye”, p.345, Hachette UK

topic: Men, Drunk, Reason, Drunk Man