Fun Food Quotes:

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Family, Food, Forgiving, Hunger For Food, Yummy

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

- Orson Welles

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Food, Health, Weight Loss, Eating Dinner, Food And Eating

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

- Julia Child

topic: Funny, Food, Waiting, Indian Food, Delicious Food

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Funny, Witty, Humorous, Yummy, Delicious Food

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

- Sophia Loren

topic: Beauty, Food, Inspiration, Spaghetti Sauce, Favorite Foods

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

- Doug Larson

topic: Food, Vegetables, Green, Spiritual Health, I Love Food

You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.

- Julia Child

source: FaceBook post by Julia Child from Nov 26, 2015

topic: Positive, Food, Health, Good Cook, Organic Food

People who love to eat are always the best people.

- Julia Child

topic: Love, Food, People, Delicious Food, I Love Food

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

- Jay Leno

topic: Food, Meals, Soup, Eating Food, Fresh Food

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Food, Sick, Dying, Delicious Food, Eating Food

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

- Woody Allen

topic: Witty, Food, Oysters, Delicious Food, Eating Food

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

- Calvin Trillin

topic: Funny, Mom, Mother, Being A Mother, Delicious Food

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

- Julia Child

topic: Food, Plates, Fingers, Chefs Cooking, Fresh Food

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

- Jim Davis

source: Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

topic: Food, Funny Thanksgiving, Cake, Delicious Food, Sweets And Desserts

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

- John Gunther

topic: Happiness, Food, Breakfast, Delicious Food, Eating Food

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

- Harriet Van Horne

source: 1956 Vogue, Oct.

topic: Love, Food, Memorable, I Love Food, Food Love

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Witty, Humorous, Drinking, Delicious Food, I Love Food

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

- Enrico Caruso

topic: Food, Faces, Fruit, Washing, Eating Food

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

- Joan Dye Gussow

topic: Fitness, Cows, Chemist, Processed Food, Organic Food

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Funny, Food, Wine, Delicious Food, Sprouts

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Food, Lakes, Sea, Eating Food, Fun Food

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

- Yogi Berra

topic: Food, Cutting, Thinking, Delicious Food, Fresh Food

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

- Anita Manning

topic: Food, Tomatoes, Stuff, Organic Food, Healthy Eating

This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook- try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun!

- Julia Child

source: Julia Child (2009). “My Life in France”, p.261, Gerald Duckworth & Co

topic: Fun, Mistake, Inspiration, Cooks In The Kitchen, Fun Food

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

- Julia Child

source: "How to Avoid TV Dinners While Watching TV" by Joan Barthel, The New York Times Magazine, p. 34, August 7, 1966.

topic: Food, Taste, Bread, Kleenex, Great Food

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

topic: Health, Blue, Meat, Delicious Food, Eating Food

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

- Meryl Streep

topic: Funny Inspirational, Children, Food, Inspirational Health, Favorite Foods

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

- Nora Ephron

topic: Love, Regret, Mistake, Delicious Food, I Love Food

Kitchens should be designed around what's truly important-fun, food, and life.

- Daniel Boulud

topic: Fun, Kitchen, Important, Decor, Fun Food