Funny Bush Quotes:

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

- George W. Bush

topic: Funny Bush, Ifs

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

- George W. Bush

source: "Jerry Springer, Ann Coulter Debate War With Iraq, Domestic Policy". "CNN Crossfire", www.cnn.com. January 31, 2003.

topic: War, Hussein, Funny Bush, Saddam, Bushism

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

- George W. Bush

topic: Allies, Funny Bush, Terrorist

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.

- George W. Bush

source: President Bush's Speech to the Nation's Mayors at Winter Meeting at the Capital Hilton Hotel, Washington, D.C., georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. January 23, 2004.

topic: Children, Levels, Funny Bush, Illiteracy

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

- George W. Bush

source: "George W. Bushisms". Book by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com.

topic: Dumb, Promise, Funny Bush

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

- George W. Bush

source: "George W. Bush, in his own write" by Jaime O'Neill, www.sfgate.com. January 29, 2006.

topic: Humor, Political, Funny Bush

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and "Hispanically".

- George W. Bush

source: Remarks at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th Annual Dinner in Washington Hilton Hotel, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. March 29, 2001.

topic: Silly, Funny Bush, Bushism

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

- George W. Bush

source: "President Bush Announces Appointment of New Budget Director". www.washingtonpost.com. April 18, 2006.

topic: Funny Bush, Bushism

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my faults.

- Dick Cheney

source: "The World According To Dick Cheney" by Noel Murray, tv.avclub.com. March 15, 2013.

topic: Thinking, Faults, Funny Bush, Enigmatic, Bushism

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Witty, Political, Funny Bush, Gore

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

- George W. Bush

source: "Bush Gives on Patients Bill, But Democrats Want More" by Robert Pear, www.nytimes.com. July 27, 2001.

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Would Be, Funny Bush

I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.

- George W. Bush

topic: Silly, Airplane, Airports, Announcements, Dumb Liberal

I think I was unprepared for war.

- George W. Bush

source: Interview with Charlie Gibson, abcnews.go.com. December 1, 2008.

topic: War, Stupid, Silly, Unprepared, Dumb Liberal

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

- George W. Bush

topic: Believe, Silly, I Believe, Funny Bush

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

- George W. Bush

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Silly, Science, Power, Crunch Time, Crunch

I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.

- George W. Bush

source: "White House Insiders". www.washingtonpost.com. May 13, 2004.

topic: Moving, People, News, Funny Bush

I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.

- George W. Bush

source: Final Presidential Press Conference, Delivered 12 January 2009, James S. Brady Briefing Room, White House West Wing, Washington, D.C.

topic: Reality, America, Enemy, Funny Bush, Bushism

I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush Discusses North Korea, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. June 26, 2008.

topic: Mother, Children, Office, Funny Bush, North Korean

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

topic: Stupid, Silly, Humor, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

- George W. Bush

source: Bush's Campaign Speech at St. Charles, Missouri, edition.cnn.com. November 2, 2000.

topic: Humor, Government, Political, Funny Bush, Bushism

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Witty, Stupid, Funny Bush, Nato

The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

- George W. Bush

source: "A word to the wise" by Alexander Chancellor, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2002.

topic: Humor, Hands, Political, Many Hands, Funny Bush

People say, 'How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you.

- George W. Bush

source: "W.'s Greatest Hits" by Jacob Weisberg, www.slate.com. January 12, 2009.

topic: Children, War, Love You, Funny Bush

The Ambassador and the General were briefing me on the....the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.

- George W. Bush

topic: People, Justice, Peaceful, Briefing, Funny Bush

Reading is the basics for all learning.

- George W. Bush

topic: Reading, Humor, Political, Funny Bush, Bushism

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States, George W. Bush, 2004, Book 2, July 1 to September 30, 2004”, Government Printing Office

topic: Country, Witty, Peace, Resourceful, Stupid Conservative

Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a... you're a... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States, George W. Bush, 2004, Book 2, July 1 to September 30, 2004”, Government Printing Office

topic: Mean, Sovereign, American Indian, Sovereignty Means, Popular Sovereignty

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

- Virginia Foxx

topic: Silly, Fool Me Once, Conservative, Stupid Conservative, Pranks

I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job.

- George W. Bush

source: "How born-again George became a man on a mission" by Julian Borger, www.theguardian.com. October 7, 2005.

topic: Atheist, Jobs, Religion, Funny Bush

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

- George W. Bush

topic: Silly, Our Family, Stupid Funny, Funny Bush

I understand small business growth. I was one.

- George W. Bush

topic: Insperational, Growth, Small Business, Business Growth, Funny Bush

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Witty, Life And Love, Stupidest Celebrity, Really Dumb

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Education, Teacher, Funny Bush, Teachers And Teaching

I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

- George W. Bush

topic: Technology, Rumor, Internet, Funny Bush

Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

- George W. Bush

source: "THE 43rd PRESIDENT; Excerpts From News Conference in Which Bush Named Treasury Secretary". George W. Bush's remarks at the news conference in Austin, Texas, www.nytimes.com. December 20, 2000.

topic: Stupid, Dumb, Election, Natural Gas, Funny Bush

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

topic: Funny, Stupid, Humorous, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

Our nation must come together to unite.

- George W. Bush

topic: Humor, Political, Together, Funny Bush

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

- George W. Bush

topic: Love, Peace, War, Antiwar, Funny Bush

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

- George W. Bush

topic: Children, Silly, Tests, Stupid Funny, Literacy And Children

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

- George W. Bush

source: "The misunderestimated president" by John O'Farrell, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2001.

topic: Inspirational, Money, Numbers, Funny Bush, Funny Political

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

- George W. Bush

source: Speech at Department of Housing and Urban Development, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2002.

topic: Peace, War, Silly, War On Terror, Orwellian

We ought to make the pie higher.

- George W. Bush

topic: Pie, Higher, Funny Bush

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Stupid, Race, Funny Bush, Solar System

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

- Dan Quayle

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Past, Judging, Good Judgment, Funny Bush

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

- Dan Quayle

source: Esquire, Remarks to NASA employees, August 1992.

topic: Funny, Witty, Science, Nasa, Politics Funny

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

- Al Gore

topic: Funny, People, Political, Polling, Voter Turnout

I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush during Economic Recovery and Job Creation Session in Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. August 13, 2002.

topic: Believe, People, Our Society, Walks Of Life, Funny Bush

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

- George W. Bush

source: "Bush, in his own words", www.theguardian.com. November3, 2000.

topic: Jobs, Smart, Humor, Funny Bush

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.

- George W. Bush

source: "Bush Finds It Easy to Slip on an Icy Campaign Trail". articles.latimes.com. January 28, 2000.

topic: Running, Silly, Appreciate, Funny Bush, Bushism

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.

- George W. Bush

source: Second Presidential State of the Union Address, delivered January 28, 2003

topic: Wmd, Government, Iraq, Uranium, Wmds In Iraq

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Holocaust, Periods, Obscene, Stupid Funny, Dumb Celebrity

It's your money. You paid for it.

- George W. Bush

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Humor, Political, Funny Bush

This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

- George W. Bush

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Humor, Loss, Dangerous World, Funny Bush

This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table

- George W. Bush

source: Meeting with E.U. Leaders in Brussels, Belgium, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. February 22, 2005.

topic: Iran, United States, Tables, Funny Bush

I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

- George W. Bush

source: Prime Time Press Conference on Iraq War, delivered on 13 April 2004 from the East Room of the White House

topic: Trying, Answers, Pressure, Press Conferences, Funny Bush

In my judgement, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences.

- George W. Bush

topic: Judgement, United States, Serious, Funny Bush

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

- George W. Bush

topic: Country, Majority, Funny Bush