Dumb Celebrity Quotes:

We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century.

- Dan Quayle

source: Campaign remark, Moore, Okla., 15 Sept. 1988. These remarks were quoted in the L.A. Times, 16 Sept. 1988.

topic: Holocaust, Dumb Celebrity, Century

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

- Mike Tyson

topic: Men, Dumb Celebrity, Fades

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

- Christina Aguilera

topic: Funny, Movie, Stupid, Really Stupid, Cannes

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

- Alicia Silverstone

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Clueless, Thinking, Very Stupid, Stupidest

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

- Greg Norman

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Mother, Father, Golf, Favorite Sports, Funniest Sports

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

- George H. W. Bush

topic: Strong, Patriotic, Opinion, Strong Opinions, Stupid Funny

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields

source: Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

topic: Funny, Life, Witty, Really Stupid, Very Stupid

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

- Tara Reid

topic: Rocks, Looks, Scientist, Jessica, Stupid Celebrity

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

- David Beckham

source: "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

topic: Funny, Soccer, Football, Soccer Player, Really Stupid

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

- Axl Rose

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: People, Persons, Really Stupid, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

- Mariah Carey

source: "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

topic: Funny, Money, Stupid, Really Stupid, Stupidest

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

- Jason Kidd

topic: Teamwork, Sports, Witty, Sports Team, Funniest Sports

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

- Kanye West

topic: Home, Chicago, Firsts, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

- Linda Evangelista

topic: Loss, Weight Loss, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

- Jessica Simpson

topic: Hilarious, Texas, People, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Running, Risk, Stupid Celebrity, Stupid Funny

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

- Dan Rather

topic: Stupid, Silly, Order, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish.

- Britney Spears

source: "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

topic: Japan, Eating, Fishes, Really Stupid, Stupidest

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

- Jessica Simpson

source: "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

topic: Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea, Really Stupid, Stupidest

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

topic: Marriage, Gay, Men, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

- Paris Hilton

topic: Funny, Witty, Sorry, Not Stupid, Stupidest

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

- Kim Kardashian

topic: Girl, Cancer, Talking, Stupid Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society,

- Jaden Smith

source: Twitter post from Sep 13, 2013

topic: School, Intelligent, World, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

- Charlie Sheen

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Heart, Winning, Men, Dumb Celebrity, Really Dumb

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Holocaust, Periods, Obscene, Stupid Funny, Dumb Celebrity

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

- Michael Jackson

topic: Sweet, Loving Someone, World, Dumb Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

- Justin Bieber

topic: Girl, Beliebers, Hopefully, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?

- Nicole Polizzi

topic: Quarters, Dumb Celebrity

First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.

- Geri Halliwell

topic: Mother, Jehovah, Firsts, Dumb Celebrity

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

- Mike Tyson

topic: Dumb Celebrity

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

- R. Kelly

topic: America, Osama Bin Laden, Bin Laden, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

- Ivana Trump

topic: Writing, Fiction, Fiction Writing, Stupidest Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity