Dumbest Celebrity Quotes:

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

- George W. Bush

source: "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

topic: Nature, Children, Humorous, Stupid Celebrity, Stupid Funny

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

- George H. W. Bush

topic: Strong, Patriotic, Opinion, Strong Opinions, Stupid Funny

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

- Mariah Carey

source: "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

topic: Funny, Money, Stupid, Really Stupid, Stupidest

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

topic: Marriage, Gay, Men, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

- Jaden Smith

source: Twitter post from May 02, 2013

topic: Real, Eye, Mirrors, Stupidest Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish.

- Britney Spears

source: "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

topic: Japan, Eating, Fishes, Really Stupid, Stupidest

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

- Jessica Simpson

source: "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

topic: Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea, Really Stupid, Stupidest

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

- Kanye West

topic: Home, Chicago, Firsts, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

- Nicole Richie

topic: Funny, Crazy, Thinking, Crackheads, Stupid Celebrity

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

source: George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

topic: Funny, Stupid, Humorous, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

- Axl Rose

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: People, Persons, Really Stupid, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

- Linda Evangelista

topic: Loss, Weight Loss, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

- Marion Barry

source: Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

topic: Funny, Country, Stupid, Stupid Celebrity, Stupid Funny

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

- Michael Jackson

topic: Sweet, Loving Someone, World, Dumb Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

- David Beckham

source: "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

topic: Funny, Soccer, Football, Soccer Player, Really Stupid

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

- R. Kelly

topic: America, Osama Bin Laden, Bin Laden, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

- Tara Reid

topic: Rocks, Looks, Scientist, Jessica, Stupid Celebrity

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

- Joaquin Phoenix

topic: Hair, Brain, Frogs, Dumbest Celebrity

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

- Paris Hilton

topic: Funny, Witty, Sorry, Not Stupid, Stupidest

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

- Alicia Silverstone

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Clueless, Thinking, Very Stupid, Stupidest

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

- Christina Aguilera

topic: Funny, Movie, Stupid, Really Stupid, Cannes

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

- Jessica Simpson

topic: Hilarious, Texas, People, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

- Justin Bieber

topic: Girl, Beliebers, Hopefully, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

- Ivana Trump

topic: Writing, Fiction, Fiction Writing, Stupidest Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

topic: Stupid, Silly, Humor, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.

- Mischa Barton

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: People, Faces, Kind, Stupid Celebrity, Pretty Face

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

- Jason Kidd

topic: Teamwork, Sports, Witty, Sports Team, Funniest Sports

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Funny, Running, Risk, Stupid Celebrity, Stupid Funny

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

- Sylvester Stallone

topic: Stupid, Artist, Dumb, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

- Jaden Smith

source: Twitter post from Sep 12, 2013

topic: Baby, Intelligent, Would Be, Stupid Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

- Paula Abdul

source: "Paula Abdul: 'I Have a Brain'". www.cbsnews.com. December 30, 2010.

topic: Drunk, Drug, Use, Stupid Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields

source: Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

topic: Funny, Life, Witty, Really Stupid, Very Stupid

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society,

- Jaden Smith

source: Twitter post from Sep 13, 2013

topic: School, Intelligent, World, Stupid Celebrity, Stupidest Celebrity

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

- Kim Kardashian

topic: Girl, Cancer, Talking, Stupid Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity