topic: Life, Morning, Sleep, Solved Problems, Morning After

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
source: Anthony Burgess (1986). “Homage to QWERT YUIOP: essays”, Vintage
topic: Love, Life, Relationship, Laughs And Smiles, Aromatherapy
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
topic: Wise, Money, 4th Of July, Spiritual Health, Inspirational Health
source: David Benioff (2008). “City of Thieves: A Novel”, p.25, Penguin
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Skulls, Trunks, Funny Insomnia
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Redemption, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Trying, Going To Sleep, Sweet Sleep
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Trying, Not Sleeping, Funny Insomnia
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, People, Lecturer, College Days
source: Clifton Fadiman (1957). “Any Number Can Play”, Cleveland : World Publishing Company
topic: Dream, Sleep, Insomnia, Not Sleeping, Funny Insomnia
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
source: "Fictional character: The Great Man". "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break", www.imdb.com. October 10, 1941.
topic: Funny, Humorous, Sleep, Insomniac, Funny Insomnia
Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
topic: Good Night, Dream, Art, Dreaming At Night, Good Dream
topic: Morning, Flower, Adventure, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Average, Average Person, Funny Insomnia
source: 'Henry IV, Part 2' (1597) act 3, sc. 1, l. 5
topic: Nature, Sleep, Night, Uneasy, Sound Sleep
source: William Wordsworth, Myles Birket Foster, Sir John Gilbert, Robert Eldridge Aris WILLMOTT, Joseph WOLF (Artist.) (1859). “Poems of William Wordsworth. Selected and edited by Robert Aris Willmott ... Illustrated with one hundred designs by Birket Foster, J. Wolf, and John Gilbert, engraved by the brothers Dalziel”, p.208
topic: Lying, Rain, Fall, Sound Of Rain, Sound Sleep
Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.
topic: Funny, Bed, Dull, Inspirational Health, Early Bird
O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.
source: Thomas Hood (1860). “The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood”, p.229
topic: Insomnia, Heaven, Bed, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
topic: Insomnia, Naps, Alcohol, Can't Sleep, Distillation
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
source: Charlotte Bronte (2009). “The Professor: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition”, p.32, ReadHowYouWant.com
topic: Dream, Sleep, Insomnia, Funny Insomnia, Restless Mind
Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.
source: Charles Caleb Colton (1823). “Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan”
topic: Regret, Sleep, Insomnia, Going To Sleep, Bundles
Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.
topic: Fighting, Worry, Bed, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleeping
source: The Crack-up 'Sleeping and Walking'
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Men, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleeping
source: Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1993). “Don Quixote”, p.730, Wordsworth Editions
topic: Sleep, Blessing, Insomnia, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Emotional, Not Sleeping, Funny Insomnia
The worst thing in the world is to be bland.
source: Source: thebiglead.com
topic: World, Worst, Bland, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
topic: Dream, Sleep, Insomnia, Lucid Dreaming, Funny Insomnia
topic: Morning, Regret, Night, Going To Sleep, Bundles
topic: Honesty, Children, Dirty, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter
topic: Wise, Kings, Sleep, Funny Insomnia, Funny Sleep
topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Soul, Funny Insomnia, Rest And Sleep