Gambling And Love Quotes:

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

- Kin Hubbard

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Money, Inspirational Money, Money Matters

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

- Wilson Mizner

topic: Gambling, Way, Gamble, Gambling And Love

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

- Damon Runyon

source: More Than Somewhat (1937). This quotation is associated with Runyon, but the Chicago Tribune, 10 May 1936, printed the following: "'The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet,' as Hugh Keough used to say." Keough was a Chicago journalist.

topic: Funny, Happiness, Success, Gamble, Betting

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

- Will Rogers

source: Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

topic: Gambling, Advice, Saving, Gamble, Gambling And Love

Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.

- Charles Lamb

source: Charles Lamb (1835). “Essays of Elia”, p.40

topic: Animal, Men, Trying, Gamble, Gambling And Love

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

- Gloria Steinem

topic: Marriage, Men, Gambling, Gamble, Betting

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.

- Georges Pompidou

source: Sunday Telegraph 26 May 1968

topic: Technology, Sisterhood, Gambling, Gambling And Love

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

- Heywood Hale Broun

topic: Gambling, Practice, Evil, Sports Betting, Gamble

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

- Alex Trebek

topic: Winning, Gambling, Giving, Gambling And Love

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

- Ian Fleming

topic: Mistake, Gambling, Play, Casino Royale, Bad Mistake

Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it.

- Henry Ward Beecher

topic: Business, War, Gambling, Gambling And Love

No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

- Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

topic: Husband, Gambling, Wife, Gamble, Gambling And Love

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Gambling, Circles, Sitting, Gamble, Gambling And Love

... a bad attitude, that the love of money is the root of all evil and the rich are evil and greedy and all that stuff. It’s basically socialism and communism.

- Robert Kiyosaki

source: "Parents still tell kids to save money. That's really obsolete". Interview with Nastassia Arendse, citizen.co.za. March 8, 2017.

topic: Inspirational, Bible, Money, Material Wealth, Inspirational Money

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

- Artie Lange

topic: Christian, Drinking, Weekend, Gambling And Love

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

- Ralph Nader

topic: Las Vegas, Gambling, Presidential, Presidential Candidate, Gambling And Love

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

- William Ralph Inge

topic: Gambling, Disease, Barbarians, Gambling And Love

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

- Joe E. Lewis

topic: Gambling, Track, Way, Gambling And Love

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

- Rick Majerus

topic: Las Vegas, Buffets, Way, Gambling And Love

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

- Pope John XXIII

topic: Funny, Humorous, Gambling, Gambling And Love, Three Ways

We are already too dependent on gambling revenue. If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.

- Donald L. Carcieri

topic: Gambling, Revenue, Gambling And Love

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

- Mark Twain

topic: Funny, Home, Gambling, Gamble, Gambling And Love

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

- Ambrose Bierce

source: Ambrose Bierce (2015). “A Cynic Looks at Life”, p.43, Sheba Blake Publishing

topic: Sarcastic, Money, Business, Gamble, Betting

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

- Jim Morrison

topic: Drinking, Night, Gambling, Day Drinking, Don't Drink Alcohol

Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards.

- Richard Roeper

topic: Gambling, Cards, Sometimes, Gambling And Love

The President must stop gambling with taxpayers' money and get the country back on the path of fiscal sanity.

- Tom Harkin

topic: Country, Gambling, President, Gambling And Love

I didn't want to be a slave to any passion anymore. I gave up card playing altogether, even bridge and gambling - more or less. It took me a few years to get out of it.

- Omar Sharif

topic: Passion, Gambling, Years, Gambling And Love

Putting a stop to internet gambling is a necessary reform that targets flagrant violations of state and federal laws.

- John Shadegg

topic: Gambling, Law, Reform, Gambling And Love