Halloween Tumblr Quotes:

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

topic: Funny, Fake People, Halloween, Inner Darkness, Dark Side

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"

- Dexter Kozen

topic: Halloween, Years, Voice, Thousand Years, Inspirational Halloween

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

- Drew Carey

topic: Halloween, Thinking, Mirrors, Christian Halloween, Funny Halloween

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

- Joseph Conrad

topic: Halloween, Moon, Night, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Funny, Halloween, Humor, Inspirational Halloween, Christian Halloween

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

- Jean Baudrillard

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Revenge, Spooky Halloween, Spooky

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

- Dee Snider

topic: Halloween, House, Spirit, Sound Effects, Inspirational Halloween

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

- Steve Almond

source: Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.32, Algonquin Books

topic: Beautiful, Halloween, Night, Inspirational Halloween, Chocolate Bars

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

- River Phoenix

topic: Halloween, Acting, Mask, Inspirational Halloween, Christian Halloween

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

- Arthur Conan Doyle

topic: Halloween, Imagination, Scary, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

- Nick Gordon

topic: Sweet, Halloween, Innocence, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park....

- Nick Gordon

topic: Dream, Halloween, Parks, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

One need not be a chamber to be haunted.

- Emily Dickinson

topic: Inspirational, Life, Needs, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

- Henry David Thoreau

topic: Lonely, Halloween, Fall, Circulation, Malaria

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.

- Tina Yothers

topic: Halloween, Character, Aunt, Halloween Tumblr

I was offered a choice of a flat salary up front or a percentage of the film's future earnings. I took the up front money. Nobody could have figured what Halloween would ultimately become.

- Donald Pleasence

topic: Halloween, Choices, Earning, Halloween Tumblr

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

- Rita Rudner

source: "Jokes over easy: 1,386 delicious jokes from the best comedians" by Judy Brown, Barnes & Noble, (p. 112), 2006.

topic: Halloween, Doors, People, Candy Corn, Cute Halloween

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light...

- Nick Gordon

topic: Halloween, Night, Light, Spooky, Christian Halloween

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

- Richard Harris Barham

topic: Funny, Halloween, Ghost, Inspirational Halloween, Christian Halloween

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

- John Kendrick Bangs

topic: Halloween, Nuts, Tonight, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.

- Joel Benton

source: Joel Benton, “Halloween”

topic: Halloween, Moon, Play, Christian Halloween, Pixies

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

- Charles S. Swartz

topic: Fun, Halloween, Nudists, Inspirational Halloween, Colony

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

- Chris Rock

topic: Funny, Stars, Halloween, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Funny, Halloween, Sound, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

- George Carlin

topic: Funny, Halloween, Moon, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Relationship, Fun, Halloween, Inspirational Halloween, Mother And Grandmother

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day.

- Gwen Stefani

topic: Halloween, Band, Want, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 3, sc. 2, l. [413]

topic: Halloween, Night, Denmark In Hamlet, Contagion, Inspirational Halloween

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

- Robert Breault

topic: Halloween, Real, Kids, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky

You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.

- Carolyn Wells

topic: Fun, Halloween, Believe, Spooky Halloween, Christian Halloween