Peanut Butter Sandwiches Quotes:

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

- Jack Black

source: FaceBook post by Jack Black from Aug 23, 2016

topic: Mean, Peanut Butter, Jelly, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

- Barry Goldwater

topic: Two, Mind, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Shaving Cream

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

- Billy Joel

topic: Witty, Sex, Peanut Butter, Good Sex, Peanut Butter And Jelly

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

- Betty Friedan

source: The Feminine Mystique ch. 1 (1963)

topic: Husband, Children, Struggle, Dissatisfaction, Mystique

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

- Janet Evanovich

source: Janet Evanovich (2008). “Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.348, Macmillan

topic: Potato Chips, Olives, Potatoes, Marshmallow, Peanut Butter And Jelly

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

- Jozy Altidore

source: Source: www.askmen.com

topic: Snacks, Long, Perfect, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

- Jessica Simpson

source: "Jessica Simpson: 'Nephew Bronx thinks I'm having a girl'" by Ustin Harp, www.digitalspy.com. December 13, 2011.

topic: Pregnancy, Hands, Jelly, Tequila, Peanut Butter And Jelly

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

- Dianne Wiest

topic: Love Is, Chocolate, Bananas, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

- Anna D. Shapiro

topic: White, Peanut Butter, Degrees, Raspberries, Peanut Butter And Jelly

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

- Channing Tatum

topic: Wife, Tree, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

- Mario Diaz-Balart

topic: Sandwiches, Peanut Butter, Jelly, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find me without a peanut butter sandwich in my bag at races or without a jar of peanut butter when I am heading to Europe.

- Kristin Armstrong

topic: Recovery, Race, Europe, Diet Coke, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti, heck, peanut-butter sandwiches. But that's not about the joy of food. That's survival.

- Ted Allen

topic: Believe, Talking, Joy, Stir Fry, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.

- Rick Riordan

source: "Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth". Book by Rick Riordan, May 6, 2008.

topic: Summer, Fun, Mean, Little Bit, Yay

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

- Aasif Mandvi

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Mom, Peanut Butter, Sandwiches, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

- Gwen Stefani

topic: Peanut Butter, Sandwiches, Peanuts, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And when everything fell apart, and people were fighting for peanut butter sandwiches, it was the National Guard who came in and saved the same people who were protesting them. So when Hillary Clinton a few years ago wanted to build a Woodstock memorial, I said it should be a statue of a National Guardsman feeding a crying hippie.

- John Ratzenberger

topic: Father, Party, Hippie, National Guard, Woodstock

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.

- James Wolcott

topic: School, College, Paper, Crunchy, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

- Charles M. Schulz

topic: Unrequited Love, Reality, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Fighting, Monsters, Peanut Butter, Yay, Peanut Butter Sandwiches