topic: Teacher, Retirement, Numbers, Ciphers, Inspirational Retirement

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
topic: Retirement, Worry, Age, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
source: Alin Austin, Douglas Pagels (1993). “100 Things to Always Remember-- and One Thing to Never Forget”, Blue Mountain Arts
topic: Stress, Color, Rainbow, Inspirational Retirement, Inspirational Stress Relief
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
topic: Wisdom, Funny Retirement, Wealth, Retirement Card, Retirement Party
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
A man can't retire his experience.
topic: Men, Experience, Retiring, Ciphers, Inspirational Retirement
topic: Men, Age, Matter, Inspirational Retirement, Retirement Card
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
topic: Funny, Witty, Teacher, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
topic: Heart, Youth, Occasional, Funny Retirement, Old Age Humor
topic: Funny, Life, Wisdom, Managing Time, Time Spent
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
topic: Retirement, Boss, Age, Funny Retirement, Retirement Card
source: Simone de Beauvoir (1972). “La vieillesse”
topic: Retirement, Work, Holiday, Inspirational Retirement, Drudgery
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
topic: Retirement, Home, Forever, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
topic: Success, Retirement, Age, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
topic: Inspirational, Retirement, Stress, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
topic: Sports, Age, Income, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
topic: Retirement, Party, Way, Colonels, Funny Retirement
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
topic: Jobs, Husband, Wife, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
topic: Retirement, Days Off, Trouble, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
topic: Retirement, Work, Age, Inspirational Retirement, Retirement Card
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
topic: Husband, Men, Wife, Inspirational Retirement, Retired Teacher
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
topic: Retirement, Hard Work, People, Inspirational Retirement, Retirement Farewell
topic: Retirement, People, Age, Retirement Age, Retirement Farewell