Stupid Things Quotes:

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

- Homer

topic: Stupid, Mad, Stupid Things

The stupid things you say in the rain, that can't ever be washed away.

- Janet Fitch

source: Janet Fitch (2013). “Paint It Black”, p.44, Hachette UK

topic: Stupid, Rain, Stupid Things

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

topic: Marriage, Gay, Men, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery,

- Benjamin Carson

topic: Thinking, Obamacare, Slavery, Stupidest, Political Correctness

A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.

- Benjamin Carson

source: "Ben Carson apologizes for comments on gay people" by Eric Bradner and Alexandra Jaffe, edition.cnn.com. March 5, 2015.

topic: Being Stupid, Stupidest, Political Correctness, Stupid Things, Born Gay

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Stupid, Silly, Men, Stupid Things, Stupidity Of Man

For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.

- Bill Bryson

source: "Notes from a Big Country" / "I'm a Stranger Here Myself", Book by Bill Bryson, 1998.

topic: Stupid, Smart, Technology, Stupid Things, Programmers

Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.

- Sarah Dessen

topic: Stupid, Stupid Things

I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things.

- Chris Lilley

topic: Stupid, Shows, Stupid Things

I'm tired of the 'can't win against evil' way. I'm sorry, you cannot. They'll run you over. So that is my one big passion. 'Ten Stupid Things People Do to Let Evil Win' - that will be my next passion book. I am angry.

- Laura Schlessinger

topic: Running, Sorry, Stupid, Stupid Things

Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the accent itself.

- Roy Blount, Jr.

source: "MoJo Podcast: Roy Blount Jr.’s Southern Fried Language". Interview with Laura Mcclure, www.motherjones.com. April 30, 2009.

topic: Stupid, Mean, People, Southern Accent, Stupid Things

Maybe wrist corsages cut off circulation to the brain? I mean, is that why so many girls do stupid things on prom night? I was really going to have to investigate this further, I decided

- Ally Carter

topic: Girl, Stupid, Mean, Stupid Things, Prom Night

Sweet baby Jesus, Blue Eyes was... He was gorgeous in all the ways that made girls do stupid things. He was tall, a good head or two taller than me and broad at the shoulders, but tapered at the waist. An athlete's body - like a swimmer's. Wavy black hair toppled over his forehead, brushing matching eyebrows. Broad cheekbones and wide, expressive lips completed the package created for girls to drool over. And with those sapphire-colored eyes, holy moley...

- J. Lynn

source: J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You (Wait For You, Book 1)”, p.2, HarperCollins UK

topic: Girl, Sweet, Baby, Cheekbones, Stupid Things

My friend Madea has "attitude" that comes with wisdom. Back in our teens and twenties, we thought we knew everything and made all those foolish mistakes. Then, when we got a little older, at thirty, we started getting these flashes of light, revelations of what a great and lucky thing it is that we didn't get caught doing those stupid things back then. Around forty, if we are lucky, we stop lying to ourselves. Fifty and above, we've run out of patience for foolishness. Take me to the bottom line.

- Tyler Perry

topic: Running, Attitude, Mistake, Stop Lying, Stupid Things

Four grabs a bar with each hand and pulls himself up, easy, like he's sitting up in bed. But he is not comfortable or natural here--- every muscle in his arm stands out. it is a stupid thing for me to think when I am one hundred feet off the ground.

- Veronica Roth

topic: Stupid, Thinking, Hands, Stupid Things, Feet Off The Ground

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.220, St. Martin's Press

topic: Stupid, Coffee, Energy, Stupid Things

I realize that books are not the entire world, even if they sometimes seem to contain it. But I need the stupid things.

- Luc Sante

topic: Stupid, Book, Needs, Stupid Things

Because people fear those who are different. And fear can make people do stupid things.

- Jessica Sorensen

topic: Stupid, People, Different, Stupid Things

Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

- Jamie Dimon

topic: Stupid, Banking, Waste, Stupid Things

Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or one or both of you just stop thinking. But it happens. And when it does, you can keep drinking it like poison, or you can put it behind you and go make the most of the rest of your life.

- Claire Cook

topic: Stupid, Drinking, Thinking, Stupid Things

The only things we have to worry about are really stupid things...

- Martin Gore

topic: Stupid, Worry, Really Stupid, Stupid Things

The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies stated that substances known to be caustic irritants such as lye, ammonia, and oven cleaners, did not need to be tested on the eyes of conscious rabbits.

- Peter Singer

topic: Stupid, Eye, Animal, Irritants, Stupid Things

I was pretty awkward when I was young, but I was never afraid of putting myself out there. I would say stupid things but then they would laugh at me and possibly find it endearing.

- Kunal Nayyar

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Stupid, Laughing, Awkward, Stupid Things, Endearing

It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.

- Miranda Otto

topic: Stupid, People, Realizing, Stupid Things

The key to running a good marathon is to not listen to anyone's advice the last week before the race. That's when people tend to do stupid things that disrupt all the input and training of the previous months.

- Don Kardong

topic: Running, Stupid, Keys, Stupid Things

Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously.

- Michel de Montaigne

topic: Stupid, Stupidity, Harm, Stupid Things

Thats the hard part about sport: as men we havent started to be in our prime, but as athletes we are old people. I needed support. I lost trust and did stupid things.

- Boris Becker

topic: Sports, Stupid, Athlete, Stupid Things, Lost Trust

I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.

- Joaquin Phoenix

topic: Stupid, Thinking, People, Very Stupid, Stupid Things

Even having to do the amount of press that I have to do is dreadful and gives me so much anxiety. After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said.

- Chloe Sevigny

topic: Dream, Stupid, Giving, Stupid Things

I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.

- Kelly Osbourne

topic: Stupid, Lying, Way, Stupid Things

Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.' Remember that movie 'Beaches'? I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done. Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right? So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can because it got to the point where they were yucky. You know, they get hard. It's gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could.

- Lisa Rinna

source: "Lisa Rinna Lip Trouble Is The Topic Of Conversation On ‘Today’" by Rebecca Adams, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 19, 2013.

topic: Beach, Girlfriend, Couple, Stupid Things, Best Girlfriend

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

- Adolf Hitler

source: "Mein Kampf". Book by Adolf Hitler, Volume II, 1926.

topic: Stupid, Wish, Broads, Stupid Things, Crude

But love is love. It makes you do terribly stupid things.

- Paula McLain

topic: Stupid, Love Is, Stupid Things

When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things - always crashing, never hurting myself badly but always wanting to take physical risks.

- Eric Bana

topic: Hurt, Stupid, Kids, Hurting Myself, Stupid Things

I don't like it when I hear it said: 'but these youth say stupid things!'

- Pope Francis

source: "Full text of Pope Francis' in-flight presser from Poland". www.catholicnewsagency.com. July 31, 2016.

topic: Stupid, Youth, Said, Stupid Things

The youth say stupid things and they say good things, as we do, as everyone does. But hear them, speak with them, because we must learn from them and they must learn from me, from us.

- Pope Francis

source: Pope Francis' In-Flight Press Conference from Mexico to Rome, www.catholicnewsagency.com. February 18, 2016.

topic: Stupid, Doe, Youth, Stupid Things

[the Ghost Team] is an ensemble comedy. It's about people who are searching for meaning in their lives, and they end up doing this stupid thing after they're inspired by one another.

- David Krumholtz

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Team, Stupid, People, Stupid Things

If you go in a confirmation process, you're going to be asked about the embarrassing or stupid things you said. You should have a view.

- David Brooks

source: "Shields and Brooks on Hagel’s Rough Hearing, Movement on Immigration". "PBS NewsHour" with Judy Woodruff, www.pbs.org. February 1, 2013.

topic: Stupid, Views, Should Have, Stupid Things

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Money, Clever, Stupid, Being Stupid, Stupid Things

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.

- J. D. Salinger

source: J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

topic: Stupid, Things To Do, Knows, Very Stupid, Stupid Things

There are 50 new tabloids every year, and I'm in them, and I read them, and I do stupid things.

- Pink

topic: Stupid, Years, Tabloids, Stupid Things

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

- Jesse Ventura

source: "Former governor Jesse Ventura talks about new books ‘Marijuana Manifesto’ and ‘Shit Politicians Say,’ plus much more". Interview with Michelle Tompkins, thecelebritycafe.com. September 1, 2016.

topic: Stupid, People, Decision, Stupid Decision, Stupid Things

There are persons whose only merit consists in saying and doing stupid things at the right time, and who ruin all if they change their manners.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

topic: Stupid, Ruins, Merit, Saying And Doing, Stupid Things

I became famous so quickly and so young - it was daunting. I was immature and I used to say some really stupid things in interviews. I never smiled on stage so I looked really serious, but it was because I hated my teeth and was incredibly nervous.

- Gary Numan

topic: Stupid, Immature, Serious, Really Stupid, Stupid Things

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

- Hari Kondabolu

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Stupid, Long, Said, Stupid Things

I'm not anti-anything. I'm not anti-Jew or Gentile, I'm not anti-white, but I am pro-black. I am pro my people. And I love us so much that it gets on my nerves when we do stupid things.

- Stephen A. Smith

source: Source: www.theroot.com

topic: Stupid, White, People, Stupid Things

The world and man are identical. This is why racism is the most stupid thing in the world.

- Paul Virilio

source: Source: ctheory.net

topic: Stupid, Men, Racism, Stupid Things

It took me a long time, but I don't feel as anxious about stupid things anymore - or perhaps they've just been replaced by more complicated stupid things.

- Neil Finn

topic: Stupid, Long, Complicated, Stupid Things

And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.

- Herb Brooks

topic: Stupid, Done, Littles, Stupid Things

Stupid things like that which I never took into consideration – that I never thought about before like "Oh, maybe I'm hindering my singing by drinking all this amount before I go on stage. Maybe it's making me not project my voice properly."

- Ladyhawke

topic: Stupid, Drinking, Voice, Stupid Things

What's your name?" what?" i asked, squinting at the light. your name." I reconized Dr. Olendzki peering over me. you know my name." I want you to tell me." Rose. Rose Hathaway." Do you know your birthday?" Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?" Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off, taking the annoying light with her. "I think she's fine.

- Richelle Mead

topic: Stupid, Thinking, Light, Squinting, Stupid Things