Dean Martin quotes

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
-- Dean Martin

#Drinking #Book #Beer

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
-- Dean Martin

#Beer #Glasses #Two

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

#Clever #Lying #Humorous

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
-- Dean Martin

#Gambling #Tables #Opponents

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.
-- Dean Martin

#Girl #Brother #Eye

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
-- Dean Martin

#Perseverance #Inspiration #Hard Work

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
-- Dean Martin

#Drinking #Night #Drunk

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.
-- Dean Martin

#Lonely #Heart #Sadness

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Dean Martin

#Funny #Music #Morning

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
-- Dean Martin

#Funny #Goodbye #Pregnancy

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'
-- Dean Martin

#Thinking #Looks #Hey

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
-- Dean Martin

#Drinking #Beer #Hands

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
-- Dean Martin

#Party #Ego #Mouths

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
-- Dean Martin

#Stars #Clothes #Tuxedos

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
-- Dean Martin

#Girl #Wish #Select

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
-- Dean Martin

#Vices #Drink #Popsicles

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.
-- Dean Martin

#Romantic #Waiting #Like You

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
-- Dean Martin

#Two #Bottles #Juice

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.
-- Dean Martin

#Wife #Gentleman #Gentlemanly

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.
-- Dean Martin

#Night #Thinking #People

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
-- Dean Martin

#Mistake #Making Mistakes #Looks

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.
-- Dean Martin

#Romantic #Sweet #Flower

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
-- Dean Martin

#Thinking #Funny Drinking #Sober

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
-- Dean Martin

#Romantic #Memories #Wine

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.
-- Dean Martin

#Romantic #Home #Heart

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.
-- Dean Martin

#Stars #Love You #Shining

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
-- Dean Martin

#Blessing #Men #Wife

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
-- Dean Martin

#Tombstone

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
-- Dean Martin

#Wine #Shining #Alcohol

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
-- Dean Martin

#Museums #Hollywood #Doe

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
-- Dean Martin

#Beautiful #Optimistic