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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. April 29, 1954

Birthday: April 29

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.

- Jerry Seinfeld

source: "Seinfeld" (season 3), "The Parking Garage" (3.6), September 18, 1991.

topic: Morning, Brother, Cities, My Little Brother, Garage

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