Ocupation: Author
Life: b. 1965
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
source: Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press
topic: Funny, Birthday, Humorous, Life Humor, Funny Jokes, Work Humor, Funny Inspirational Life, Funny One Liner, Retirement Jokes, Birthday Wishes Funny, Hilarious Short