Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes:
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Drinking, Wine, Vineyards, Oil And Vinegar
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Wisdom, Live Life To Its Fullest
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Celebrate Life, Birthday Cake
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
topic: Birthday, Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
source: "Ohio's Sen. Glenn Won't Run Again In 1998" by Candy Crowley, www.cnn.com. 
topic: Birthday, Friends, Death, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Getting Older, Humorous Birthday, Old Birthday
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
topic: Birthday, Wine, Turning 50, Oil And Vinegar, Best Wine
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Carpe Diem, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Growing, Inspirational Age, Older People
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
topic: Birthday, Friends, Sight, Witty Birthday, Funny Birthday
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
topic: Time, Arrows, Fruit, Milestone Birthday, Infinite Time
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
source: "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 15, 2010.
topic: Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Getting Older, Humorous Birthday, Petty
topic: Mind, Age, Matter, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
source: Quoted in Garson Kanin, It Takes a Long Time to Become Young (1978)
topic: Birthday, Baseball, Fun, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
topic: Birthday, Age, May, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Ageing
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
topic: Birthday, Hypocrisy, Three, Humorous Birthday, Humpty Dumpty
Time and tide wait for no man.
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Managing Time
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Time, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
source: Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press
topic: Funny, Birthday, Humorous, Life Humor, Funny Jokes
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Giving, Living Life Well, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
topic: Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic, Life Humor, Funny Jokes
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be