Life Humor Quotes:

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones.

- William Sloane Coffin

topic: Life Humor, Incongruity, Handle

Don't take life too seriously.

- RuPaul

source: RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Funny Inspirational, Meaning Life, Life Being Too Short

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

- Oscar Wilde

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Happiness, Hilarious, Spiritual Happiness, Insults You

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

- Peter Ustinov

source: Peter Ustinov (1969). “The wit of Peter Ustinov”

topic: Funny, Laughter, Creativity, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

- Hugh Sidey

topic: Funny, Happiness, Laughter, Humour And Laughter, Good Sense Of Humor

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Parenting, Life Humor, Pranks

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

- Frank A. Clark

topic: Laughter, Life And Love, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

source: "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Afraid Of Death, Meaningful Death

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

- Henry Ward Beecher

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Attitude, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Happiness, Laughter, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

- Mel Brooks

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Inspirational, Laughter, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

- Christopher Morley

source: CHRISTOPHER MORLEY (1923). “INWARD HO!”

topic: Laughter, Humor, Two, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.

- Mahatma Gandhi

source: "The Essential Gandhi: An Anthology of His Writings on His Life, Work, and Ideas".

topic: Inspirational, Funny Love, Wise, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

- Langston Hughes

topic: Summer, Rain, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Funny, Country, Football, Irish Beer, Brewing

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press

topic: Funny, Birthday, Humorous, Life Humor, Funny Jokes

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

- Mignon McLaughlin

topic: Life, Laughter, Twilight, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

There is certainly no defence or water -proof garment against adverse fortune which is, on the whole, so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

- Thomas Wentworth Higginson

source: "The New World and the New Book, an Address, Delivered Before the Nineteenth Century Club of New York City, Jan. 15, 1891".

topic: Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter, Good Sense Of Humor, Adverse, Life Humor

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up

- Paul Keating

topic: Running, Clever, Spine, Life Humor, Classic Insult

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

- Bill Nye

topic: Funny, Humor, Doe, Life Humor

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

topic: Leadership, Art, Humor, Leadership Skills, Leadership Training

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

- Steven Wright

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic, Life Humor, Funny Jokes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- Lana Turner

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Laughter, Marriage Humor, Marriage Jokes

In a dating and courtship relationship, I would not have you spend five minutes with someone who belittles you, one who is constantly critical of you, one who is cruel at your expense and may even call it humor. Life is tough enough without the person who is supposed to love you leading the assault on your self-esteem, your sense of dignity, your confidence, and your joy. In this person's care, you deserve to feel physically safe and emotionally secure.

- Jeffrey R. Holland

topic: Self Esteem, Love You, Dating, Life Humor, Life Is Tough

I find the humor in life, and laugh easily

- Doreen Virtue

topic: Laughing, Life Humor

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- Muhammad Ali

topic: Life, Growth, Bread, Penicillin, Life Humor

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Laughing, Survival, Tradition, Cornerstones, Life Humor