Funny Inspirational Life Quotes:

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.

- Jim Rohn

source: FaceBook post by Jim Rohn from Oct 06, 2015

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Inspiring, Best Success, My Own Life

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

- Zig Ziglar

topic: Order, Preparation, Elevators, One Step At A Time, Funny Inspirational Life

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

- Zig Ziglar

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Young Entrepreneurs, Make People Feel Better

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

- Voltaire

source: Elizabeth Cooney Leister, Voltaire (1985). “Voltaire's Candide”, Barrons Educational Series Incorporated

topic: Positive, Funny Inspirational, Short Life, Keep A Positive Attitude, Shipwreck

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

- Yogi Berra

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Pursue Your Dreams, Management Motivation

If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.

- Samuel Beckett

topic: Where You Are, Standing, Management Motivation, Managing Time, Solo Travel

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press

topic: Funny, Birthday, Humorous, Life Humor, Funny Jokes

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

- Steven Wright

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic, Life Humor, Funny Jokes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

source: "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging, Funny Leadership, Lemons

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

- Danny Kaye

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Funny Motivational, Funniest Inspirational

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

- Richard Bach

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Live Life To Its Fullest, Live To The Fullest

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.

- Jim Jarmusch

source: "His Films, His Way: Jim Jarmusch Is Still Figuring Out How to Do It". Interview with Marc Savlov, www.austinchronicle.com. October 20, 2000.

topic: Lost, Management Motivation, Managing Time, Solo Travel, Good Thoughts

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.

- Ethel Barrymore

topic: Inspirational, Life, Happy Birthday, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

If you don't know where you're going any road will do

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Baseball, Travel, Goals Dreams, Humpty Dumpty, Management Motivation

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

- Paula Wall

topic: Funny, Life Is Like, Bulls, Funny Inspirational Life

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Girl, Witty, Math Is Like, Nice Girl

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

- Thomas A. Edison

source: "An Enemy Called Average". Book by John L. Mason, 1990.

topic: Funny, Life, Motivational, Make Me Feel Better, Makin Money

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

- Will Rogers

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Daily Work, Management Motivation

If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere

- Henry A. Kissinger

topic: Inspiring, Success, Time, Management Motivation, Managing Time

The road to success is always under construction.

- Lily Tomlin

topic: Inspiring, Success, Congratulations, Succes, Whatsapp

If you're going through hell, keep going.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Positive, Hell, Keep Going, Way In Life, Pushing On

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

topic: Inspirational, Life, Inspiring, Life Is Complicated, Inspirational Children

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

- George Carlin

topic: Inspirational, Life, Music, Song And Dance, Inspirational Dance

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

- Robert Frost

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Way In Life, Time To Move On

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Jack Benny

topic: Mind, Age, Matter, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

Don't take life too seriously.

- RuPaul

source: RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Funny Inspirational, Meaning Life, Life Being Too Short

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

- Napoleon Hill

topic: Inspirational, Perseverance, Determination, Life Determination, Motivational Achievement

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

- Satchel Paige

source: Quoted in Garson Kanin, It Takes a Long Time to Become Young (1978)

topic: Birthday, Baseball, Fun, Staying Young, Inspirational Age

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

- Truman Capote

source: Truman Capote, M. Thomas Inge (1987). “Truman Capote: Conversations”, p.189, Univ. Press of Mississippi

topic: Inspirational, Success, Perseverance, Failure In Life, Inspirational Adversity

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

- Elbert Hubbard

source: Elbert Hubbard (1917). “In the Spotlight: Personal Experiences of Elbert Hubbard on the American Stage”

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Life And Living, Life Being Too Short

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Inspirational, Positive, Encouraging, Forward In Life, Math Education

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.

- Joe Girard

source: Joe Girard, Robert Casemore (1979). “How to Sell Yourself”, Simon & Schuster

topic: Inspirational, Order, Steps, Funny Motivational, One Step At A Time

I cannot afford to waste my time making money

- Louis Agassiz

topic: Saving, Waste, Making Money, Makin Money, Time And Money

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

source: "Mae West: 'YOLO,' Before YOLO Was a Thing", bigthink.com. September 25, 2015.

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Is Simple, Live Life To Its Fullest

If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.

- Watts Humphrey

source: Watts S. Humphrey (1989). “Managing the Software Process”, Addison-Wesley Professional

topic: Maps, Helping, Where You Are, Management Motivation, Managing Time