Funniest Inspirational Quotes:
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
source: FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Jun 14, 2011 
topic: Funny, Witty, Laughter, Every Night, My Sunshine
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
source: "An Enemy Called Average". Book by John L. Mason, 1990.
topic: Funny, Life, Motivational, Make Me Feel Better, Makin Money
‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
source: Elizabeth Cooney Leister, Voltaire (1985). “Voltaire's Candide”, Barrons Educational Series Incorporated
topic: Positive, Funny Inspirational, Short Life, Keep A Positive Attitude, Shipwreck
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
source: Sydney J. Harris (1953). “Strictly personal”
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Difficult Life, Top 100
I guess good things come to those who wait.
topic: Patience, Monday, Funny Inspirational, Inspirational Beauty, Inspiring Students
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Witty, Funniest Inspirational
Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Witty, Funny Motivational, Four Letter Words
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
source: Quoted in Peter Passell and Leonard Ross, The Best (1974)
topic: Life, Inspiring, Philosophy, Just Living Life, Metaphors Of Life
All good things come to those who wait.
topic: Waiting, Good Things, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Change, Inspiring Students
All things come to those who wait,
topic: Waiting, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Change, Inspire Students, I Will Wait For You
Good things come to those who initiate.
topic: Good Things, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Health And Fitness, Inspirational Student
Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Funny Motivational, Funniest Inspirational
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
topic: Life, Scratches, Empty, Just Living Life, Metaphors Of Life
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
topic: Funny, Witty, Philosophy, Shipwreck, Funny Motivational
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
source: "12 Inspiring Graduation Speeches by Amazing Women" by Kelly Conniff, time.com. May 18, 2014.
topic: Woods, Path, Lost, Memorable Graduation, Inspiring Graduation
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
source: "Fictional character: Winnie The Pooh". "Christopher Robin", www.imdb.com. 2018.
topic: Funny, Inspiring, Witty, Nothing Is Impossible, My Attitude
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Live Life To Its Fullest, Live To The Fullest
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Inspiring, Make It Count, Smallness
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
topic: Inspirational, Funny Motivational, Procrastination, Procrastinating, Inspirational Office
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
source: Truman Capote, M. Thomas Inge (1987). “Truman Capote: Conversations”, p.189, Univ. Press of Mississippi
topic: Inspirational, Success, Perseverance, Failure In Life, Inspirational Adversity
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Inspiring, Knocking On Doors, Opportunity For Success
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
topic: Inspirational, Positive, Encouraging, Forward In Life, Math Education
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
topic: Inspirational, Inspiring, Perseverance, Fail To Succeed, Funny Motivational
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
source: Jack London (2015). “Jack London on Adventure: Words of Wisdom from an Expert Adventurer”, p.5, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
topic: Funny, Witty, Life Changing, Creativeness, Creative People
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Have A Laugh, Funny Motivational
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Daily Work, Management Motivation
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
topic: Procrastinating, Live In The Now, Stop Procrastination, Work Humor, Funniest Inspirational
source: FaceBook post by Jim Rohn from Oct 06, 2015
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Inspiring, Best Success, My Own Life
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Traffic Jam, Customer Experience
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Have A Laugh, Witty One Liners
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
topic: Funny, Life, Sarcastic, Procrastinating, Funny Leadership
Good things come to those who hustle
topic: Hustle, Good Things, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Health And Fitness
source: Jess C. Scott (2011). “Evolution (freebie)”, p.51, jessINK
topic: Sweet, Truth, Kissing, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty