Erma Bombeck Quotes:
Ocupation: Column Author
Life: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Birthday: February 21
Death: April 22
I was a closet pacifier advocate. So were most of my friends. Unknown to our mothers, we owned thirty or forty of those little suckers that were placed strategically around the house so a cry could be silenced in less than thirty seconds. Even though bottles were boiled, rooms disinfected, and germs fought one on one, no one seemed to care where the pacifier had been.
source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession”, p.38, Open Road Media
topic: Mother, House, Bottles, Pacifiers
