Doug Benson Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 2, 1964
Birthday: July 2
I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there's a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, 'Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.' I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist.
topic: Waiting, Pick Me Up, Looks, Smelly, Good Conversation, Freeways
