Smelly Quotes:

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.

- Clive Anderson

topic: Gardening, Smelly, Therapeutic

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.

- Sara Cox

topic: Jobs, Poop, Smelly

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.

- Mike Myers

topic: Book, Thinking, Eight, Stinky, Smelly

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

- David Antin

topic: Lying, Men, Names, Smelly, Binoculars

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

- Johnny Vegas

topic: Fans, Cheese, Bigs, Smelly

I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I bless their swimming, And I like the people to bathe in me especially women.

- Stevie Smith

topic: Swimming, People, May, Smelly, Fish Tanks

Who does not love his own tongue is far worse than a brute or stinking fish.

- Jose Rizal

source: "Did Young Rizal Really Write Poem for Children?" by Ambeth R. Ocampo, newsinfo.inquirer.net. August 22, 2011.

topic: Love, Animal, Fish Tanks, Smelly

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Advice, Quality, Offers, Smelly, Life Decision

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Sex, Sleep, Men, Smelly

So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

- Michael Buckley

topic: Shoes, Feet, Kitchen, Smelly, Sabrina

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

- Adam Sandler

topic: Drinking, Alcohol, Likes, Weddings From Movies, Smelly

Style for me is a casual way of putting something on. It's not thought out but needs to suit your way of life. Now I like wearing the same sweater over and over again, then taking it off when it's smelly.

- Charlotte Gainsbourg

source: "Charlotte Gainsbourg Is Not a Style Icon" by Natasha Fraser-Cavassoni, www.wsj.com. February 23, 2012.

topic: Sweaters, Style, Needs, Smelly

Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No need to thank me. See, that’s what families do. They take care of each other. (Simi) I no longer have a family. I had to give them up. (Gallagher) Of course you have a family. Everyone has family. I’m your family. Akri your family. Even that smelly old goddess is your family. She’s that creepy old aunt who comes around but nobody likes her so they make fun of her when she’s gone. (Simi)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Fun, Aunt, People, Gallagher, Smelly

I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl — in fact, the only girl in a cast of hundreds of smelly men! I, on the other hand, spent eight months with my face squashed up against someone else’s backside in one sodden trench after another. And it looks as if Tom might have got the girl again [in Colditz], damn his eyes.

- Damian Lewis

topic: Girl, Brother, Eye, Smelly, Backsides

People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has a man invented that even approaches in cruelty some of the commoner diseases? 'Natural' death, almost by defintion, means something slow, smelly and painful.

- George Orwell

topic: War, Mean, Men, Smelly, Natural Death

I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and the job becomes burdensome, and smelly. As a boy I learned the hard way that if you demonstrated skill at milking a cow, somebody would keep you milking one. It's the same way being a good staff officer.

- Aubrey Newman

topic: Jobs, Military, Boys, Smelly

Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a-a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and-and-and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a... it, uh, it has no-no texture, no-no context. It's-it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then-then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible. It should be, um, smelly.

- Joss Whedon

source: "Fictional character: Rupert Giles". Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I, Robot... You, Jane), www.imdb.com. April 28, 1997.

topic: Memories, Powerful, Flower, Knowledge Gained, Slayer

Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that was Mariah Savage in his arms. "Look how cute she is. I think I want one. S'pose we can stop by Walmart and pick up one just like her.?" Chrystal glanced up from her cards and gave her husband a look. "Three o'clock feedings. Smelly diapers. Responsability." "Oh. Right. I'd have to grow up.

- Cindy Gerard

topic: Cute, Growing Up, Husband, Walmart, Smelly

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

- Steven Morrissey

topic: Thinking, Rude, Uniforms, Smelly

I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

- Jeaniene Frost

topic: Trying, Addresses, Way, Smelly, Snoring

Let’s at least hope it’s not a gallu. Why? They’re not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way.

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Needs, Way, Kind, Smelly

You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would think we were all tall, thin, attractive and wealthy.

- Jo Brand

source: "Sheridan Smith goes BRUNETTE and is barely recognisable as she starts filming movie The More You Ignore Me" by Bethany Minelle, www.mirror.co.uk. November 20, 2016.

topic: Thinking, Media, People, Martians, Smelly

The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact, well-lit, which prevented it from being dark.

- Steven Brust

topic: Dark, Facts, Found, Smelly

It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever made to make the stand out. They're all indexed and cross-referenced. See? All I can suggest is that if you take decisions that are exactly opposite to the sort of decisions that I've taken, then maybe you won't finish up at the end of your life" --she paused, and filled her lungs for a good should--"in a smelly old cave like this!

- Douglas Adams

topic: Taken, Opposites, Decision, Smelly, Life Decision

How do you get on with your father ' Beleth asked. 'Very well ' Pyrgus answered loyally although it was far from the truth. 'I ate mine ' Beleth told him. 'He got old and feeble and useless but he wanted to hold on to power. So I took steps. Tasted disgusting - stringy tough smelly ... you know how fathers are - but it's the custom here. You're supposed to absorb the essence that way. Rank superstition of course but well ... tradition.

- Herbie Brennan

source: Herbie Brennan (2011). “Faerie Wars”, p.167, A&C Black

topic: Father, Essence, Superstitions, Smelly

Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats." "They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat," Alessandro argued.

- Lynsay Sands

topic: Cat, Pancakes, Looks, Smelly

I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a large, smelly boot." "What for?

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2009). “Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth”, p.23, Penguin UK

topic: Needs, Annabeth, Boots, Smelly

We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t be caught eating anything because I would end up dead. You might not. But you’d still have to fight them, and since some of them are rather ugly and really, really smelly, it might spoil your appetite. Then again, maybe not. Doesn’t spoil Noir’s. I think it makes him hungrier, especially when he guts them. Sick, but true. (Asmodeus)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.93, Macmillan

topic: Fighting, Thinking, Smell, Smelly, Asmodeus

We see how beautiful and wonderful and amazing things are, and we see how caught up we are. It isn’t that one is the bad part and one is the good part, but that it’s a kind of interesting, smelly, rich, fertile mess of stuff. When it’s all mixed up together, it’s us: humanness.

- Pema Chodron

source: Pema Chodron (1996). “Awakening Loving-Kindness”, p.45, Shambhala Publications

topic: Beautiful, Interesting, Together, Smelly, Humanness

On New York subways in the 1980s: Riding on the IRT is usually a matter of serving time in one of the city's most squalid environments-noisy, smelly, crowded and overrun with a ceaseless supply of graffiti.

- Paul Goldberger

topic: New York, Civilization, Cities, Smelly, Serving

One of the sad realities of being a parent is that the same stuff you know is exciting, educational, and enriching in your child'slife is often messy, smelly and exhausting to deal with.

- Joyce Maynard

topic: Children, Educational, Reality, Smelly, Sad Reality

As a piece of travel literature alone, 'The Ends of the Earth' succeeds in providing a tangible sense of the sweaty, smelly reality of many exotic points on the map, with glimpses of their cruelty but also, occasionally, of beauty and human kindness. As a piece of analysis, it is deeply thought-provoking.

- Francis Fukuyama

topic: Kindness, Reality, Thought Provoking, Smelly

My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like 8 degrees out, and it's dark and she's got this morning face and I send her out there to take a bus. Meanwhile, my driver is sitting in a toasty Mercedes that's going to take me to work once both kids are gone. I could send her in the Mercedes and then have it come back to get me, but I can't have my kid doing that. I can't do that to her. Me? I earned that f—ing Mercedes. You better f—ing believe it.

- Louis C. K.

topic: Daughter, Morning, Believe, Uptown, Smelly

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.

- David Feherty

source: Source: gearpatrol.com

topic: Trying, Nasty, Yeah, Smelly

You need good energy and you need to be fit because it's very tiring. A lot of the work is quite heavy and quite smelly. That's why girls drift out of the kitchen because they get fed up smelling like fish and vegetables and things like that.

- Paul Rankin

topic: Girl, Vegetables, Kitchen, Smelly, Good Energy

I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there's a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, 'Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.' I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist.

- Doug Benson

topic: Waiting, Pick Me Up, Looks, Smelly, Good Conversation

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!

- Keiko Nobumoto

topic: Glasses, Feet, Littles, Pasties, Otaku

I think that everybody that's coming out to Warped Tour, when they come to see the show, they're always like; let's go see that band that band that band and... that girl. I think that I tend to be that girl sometimes and I think that it's cool that I get to hang out with this Summer camp of smelly boys.

- Katy Perry

topic: Girl, Summer, Boys, Smelly, Warped Tour

Our expertise is preparing foods in tough environments. We have a kitchen where we grill and roast and make smelly stuff happen, and then bring it to the site and warm it in a way that makes it taste just-cooked.

- David Castle

topic: Kitchen, Stuff Happens, Way, Smelly, Preparing Food

Maybe your life resembles a Bethlehem stable. Crude in some spots, smelly in others. Not much glamour. Not always neat. People in your circle remind you of stable animals: grazing like sheep, stubborn like donkeys, and that cow in the corner looks a lot like the fellow next door. You, like Joseph, knocked on the innkeeper's door. But you were too late. Or too old, sick, dull, damaged, poor, or peculiar. You know the sound of a slamming door.

- Max Lucado

source: Source: www.biblegateway.com

topic: Animal, Sheep, Doors, Smelly, Grazing

From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I know I'm over-generalizing here. So when the occasional venue still describes us The ex as "anarchopunk" that's a real bummer, since it attracts an audience that expects a kind of music - which we don't play - and it keeps away another audience that actually might have liked it when they would have come. That's a pity, for both them and us.

- G.W. Sok

topic: Real, Drunk, Anarchy, Smelly

I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable.

- Ronald Perelman

topic: Dirty, Night, Hot, Smelly

My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I don't like to catch them.

- Jeff Goldblum

topic: Fishing, Littles, Fishes, Smelly

Manhattan's always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it's just got a vibe that's hard to beat. I shouldn't like it, but I do. I can't put my finger on it.

- Joe Elliott

topic: Manhattan, Beats, Bigs, Stinky, Smelly

Clichés are static, the emotion behind them long spent. If you are tempted to use them, here is a saying of my mother’s: Fang pi bu-cho, cho pi bu-fang. Basically that translates to: "Loud farts don’t stink, and the really smelly ones don’t make a sound." In other words: When you’re full of beans, you just blow a lot of hot air. If you want to have a real impact, be deadly but silent. Oh, also recognize the difference between a bad cliché and a good quotation. My mother’s saying is a good quotation. You should use it often.

- Amy Tan

topic: Mother, Real, Blow, Smelly, Hot Air

I have seen white settlers in Africa who had sworn that they would never sit down to table with those "smelly blacks" sit down quite happily with half-nude tribesmen once a country achieves independence. It is the context of power which changes behavior and transmutes antipathy into sympathy.

- Lewis Nkosi

source: Lewis Nkosi (1983). “Home and exile and other selections”, Addison-Wesley Longman Ltd

topic: Country, White, Racism, Smelly, Antipathy

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

- Frank Zappa

source: Song: WE ARE TURNING AGAIN

topic: Musical, Fans, Blanket, Smelly

It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she could live with winged monkeys and magic shoes and gay lions. I didn't get it.

- John Waters

topic: Gay, Black And White, Animal, Smelly

When I approach a more mature age, I am not going to live in America. Visiting my grandmother, when she was 94, which is a very long life in Cambodia, I saw how important it was that she was in a community with my sisters, brothers and all grandchildren were so involved in her life. I liked that experience so much more than visiting my sister-in-law's grandparents in a nursing home. It's about looking at a community through your window versus being part of a community that's alive, that is youthful and old and hungry and smelly and loud, where everything is vibrant and colorful.

- Loung Ung

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Brother, Home, Grandmother, Smelly

He's probably the world's most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn't think he's that gorgeous. And to me, he's just smelly, farty Leo.

- Kate Winslet

topic: Beautiful, Men, Thinking, Smelly