Erma Bombeck Quotes:
Ocupation: Column Author
Life: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Birthday: February 21
Death: April 22
I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.
source: Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.9, Fawcett
topic: Running, Strong, Two, Contact Lenses, Restroom, Shoppers, Tassels, Two Weeks
