Annoying People Quotes:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

- Isaac Asimov

source: "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners" edited by Geoff Tibballs, (p. 299), 2004.

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Laughter, Funny Leadership, Just Thinking Of You

And there is no use whatever, gentlemen, trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push any one up a ladder unless he be willing to climb a little himself.

- Andrew Carnegie

source: "The Empire of Business".

topic: Inspirational Charity, Inspirational Service, Others Helping You, Helping People, Help And Support

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

- William Gibson

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Cyberpunk, Being Depressed

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Fred Allen

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Anger, Journeys And Paths, Strolling

I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Insanity, Suffering, Minutes, Funny Bumper Sticker, Funny One Liner

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

- Dylan Moran

topic: Encouragement, People, Phrases, Annoyance, Humorists

I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.

- Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Gossip, People, Annoying, Annoying People

There is no use whatsoever in trying to help people who do not help themselves.

- Andrew Carnegie

topic: People, Trying, Use, Inspirational Charity, Helping People

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

- Scott Adams

source: Scott Adams (2011). “Thriving on Vague Objectives: A Dilbert Collection”, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Running, Long, People, Annoying People

He who has rejected his demons badgers us to death with his angels

- Henri Michaux

source: Henri Michaux (1994). “Darkness Moves: An Henri Michaux Anthology, 1927-1984”, p.176, Univ of California Press

topic: Angel, Demon, Badgers, Annoying People

I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it later or tweet about it. The most annoying people to bring to movies, I think we all agree, are those who read the book first.

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

source: "Not My Job: We Quiz Cosmos Expert Neil deGrasse Tyson On Cosmetology". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. October 24, 2015.

topic: Book, Writing, Thinking, Annoying People

Don't take life too seriously.

- RuPaul

source: RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Funny Inspirational, Meaning Life, Life Being Too Short

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

- Demetri Martin

source: Twitter post from May 19, 2012

topic: Sports, People, Usual, Annoying People

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: People, Decision, Lines, Quick Decisions, Decision Makers

I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes.

- Jessie Ware

source: "Jessie Ware: 'I'm such a bully about food'" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2013.

topic: Airplane, People, Annoying, Annoying People

We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.

- Noel Gallagher

topic: People, Annoying, Traits, Annoying People, Manchester

You do everything you weren't allowed to do in school. Jumping up and down, screaming, annoying people, and people love you for it.

- Pelle Almqvist

topic: Love You, School, Jumping, Annoying People

Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of thing is incredibly annoying. People can tell you the supposed characteristics of a Gemini or a Taurus and will spend five days watching a cricket match, but cannot find the interest or the time to learn the basics of what they, as humans, are made up of.

- Graeme Simsion

source: Graeme Simsion (2014). “The Rosie Project: A Novel”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

topic: Cricket Match, People, May, Taurus, Annoying People