Golf Love Quotes:

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

- Will Rogers

topic: Funny, Hate, Golf, Good Golf, Funny Golf

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

- Keith Michael

topic: Golf, Mind, Body, Funny Golfing, Golf Love

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

- Henny Youngman

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Golf, Two, Balls, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

- Tiger Woods

topic: Business, Golf, Doing What You Love, Playing Golf, Golf Love

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.

- Bobby Jones

source: "Bobby Jones said play the ball as it lies. Tiger Woods has done just that", www.theguardian.com. February 20, 2010.

topic: Lying, Golf, Games, Golf Ball, Inspirational Golf

Golf is very much like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

- Louise Suggs

source: Louise Suggs (1960). “Golf for Women”

topic: Fun, Heart, Golf, Golf Love

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

- Jack Benny

topic: Beautiful, Sports, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.

- Phil Blackmar

topic: Sports, Bad Day, Golf, Golf Game, Golf Love

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

- Ben Hogan

source: Ben Hogan (2010). “Power Golf”, p.11, Simon and Schuster

topic: Golf, Hair, Swings, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

topic: Fun, Golf, Clothes, Great Golf, Advertisement Negative

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

- Madonna Ciccone

topic: Sex, Fun, Golf, Good Sex, Great Golf

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

- George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Golf, Swings, Practice, Humorous Golf, Great Golf

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Golf, Long Walks, Two, Humorous Golf, Funny Golfing

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

- Bobby Jones

source: Quoted in Colin Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

topic: Golf, Games, Inches, Sports Mental Toughness, Motivational Golf

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

- Jack Lemmon

topic: Sports, Dirty, Golf, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

topic: Golf, Years, Play, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

- Woody Allen

topic: Sex, Fun, Laughing, Good Sex, Great Golf

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

topic: Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

- Lee Trevino

source: Quoted in Scholastic Coach,'Coaches' Corner', Dec 1982.

topic: Golf, Games, Tomatoes, Humorous Golf, Golfing

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

- H. G. Wells

topic: Beauty, Golf, Men, Humorous Golf, Playing Golf

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

- Mac O'Grady

topic: Golf, Bleeding, Next, Mona Lisa, One Minute

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

- Robert Wilson Lynd

topic: Sports, Golf, World, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

- Terry Pratchett

topic: Fun, Writing, Evolution, Good Sex, Great Golf

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Sports, Golf, Iron, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

Swing hard in case you hit it.

- Dan Marino

topic: Golf, Swings, Cases, Humorous Golf, Baseball Games

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

- Brian Weiss

topic: Golf, Long, Tree, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

- Ben Hogan

topic: Golf, Air, Games, Humorous Golf, Great Golf

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Sports, Golf, Winning, Humorous Golf, Great Golf