Ocupation: Stand-up comedian
Life: b. September 13, 1965
Birthday: September 13
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
source: "The Charlie Sheen Roast Preview". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2011.
topic: Sports, Wells, Bad Grades, Bad Hair