Bad Hair Quotes:

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

- Hillary Clinton

topic: Funny, Laughter, Hair, Undaunted, Bad Hair

Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.

- Mary Anne Radmacher

topic: Cute, Bad Relationship, Hair, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

- Jennifer Aniston

topic: Funny, Hair, Enough, Bad Hair

It's hard to have a bad hair day when you're famous

- Marion Jones

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Hair, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

- Ingrid Bergman

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Positive, Birthday, Happiness, Inner Peace And Happiness, Life And Happiness

Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day.

- Mark R. Woodward

topic: Hair, Tricks, Observation, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Of course I have bad hair days; I’m human.

- Ryan Lochte

topic: Hair, Humans, Courses, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don't feel like we do.

- Cat Deeley

topic: Girl, Nice, Hair, Nice Day, Bad Hair Day

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

- Jay London

topic: Funny, Witty, Morning, Highlights, Bad Hair

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

- Rita Mae Brown

topic: Happiness, Funny Inspirational, Clever, Memory Loss, Secret To Happiness

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

- Taylor Swift

topic: Funny, Hair, Facts, Emulate, Bad Hair

We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.

- Honore de Balzac

topic: Literature, Misfortunes, Exaggerating, Exaggeration Is, Bad Grades

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun, I love changing up my hair.

- Kate Bosworth

topic: Fun, Hair, Color, Wonderful Experience, Bad Hair

You do the right thing even if it makes you feel bad. The purpose of life is not to be happy but to be worthy of happiness.

- Tracy Kidder

topic: Life, Inspire, Purpose, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

- Larry David

topic: Funny, Thinking, Good And Bad, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldn't be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should.

- Richard Dreyfuss

topic: Happiness, Rap, Goal, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

- Harold Ramis

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Hair, Acting, Actors, Brando, Bad Hair

Art is for entertainment purposes, but it's also to reflect our dreams, our hopes, the present, the future the past - whether it's good or bad.

- Amber Valletta

topic: Dream, Art, Past, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

- Jeff Ross

source: "The Charlie Sheen Roast Preview". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2011.

topic: Sports, Wells, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.

- Murray Walker

topic: Gone, Guarantees, Profit, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

- Garrison Keillor

topic: Funny, Life, Writing, Lake Wobegon, Humorists

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

- Joseph Heller

source: Joseph Heller (1975). “Something happened”

topic: Dream, Night, Long, Bad Grades, Bad Hair

I intend to give my best, to improve things and to create the football team in relation to my image and my football philosophy. We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager. I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't. Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.

- Jose Mourinho

topic: Football, Sorry, Team, Special One, Bad Grades

I really think that to a lot of people hair is everything. Bad hair takes over everything, it really does. I think if somebody has bad hair it doesn't matter what else is happening.

- Goldie Hawn

source: "5 minutes with...Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn". Beauty Heaven interview, www.beautyheaven.com.au. June 2, 2014.

topic: Thinking, Hair, People, Bad Hair

I hate hats! Hats just give you really bad hair! I had a hat sometimes. Frankly, you get burnt so much anyway, it's beside the point. And when you're walking into the western sun, no hat in the world is going to save your face and neck from being sizzled.

- Robyn Davidson

source: Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

topic: Hate, Hair, Giving, Bad Hair

I feel naked without jewelry. If I'm having a bad hair day, I pick something from my huge collection of hats.

- Olivia Thirlby

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Hair, Naked, Hats, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ***** people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

- Jimmy Buffett

topic: Honesty, Crazy, Simple, Dimples, Bad Hair

It was nobody’s choice. It was a chemical reaction. I had to cut it. It basically fell out. Somebody had said to me that it was just because, you know, you’re trying to make Gail, you know, because she’s just now coming out of the closet…Not even for 2 seconds would we ever do that. It literally was a really bad hair experience.

- Charlotte Sullivan

topic: Cutting, Hair, Choices, Chemical Reactions, Coming Out Of The Closet

I have a friend who, if she has a bad hair day, it affects her whole mood because it is part of her sexuality, her confidence. I don't have that problem any more.

- Cathy Freeman

topic: Hair, Problem, Mood, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.

- Evan Davis

topic: Christmas, Friday, Wall, Christmas Shopping, Bad Hair Day

If I have a bad hair day, I just think, Well, it will be an OK hair day tomorrow. Just put your head down and go. Life is a bit like being on a roller coaster, which is, You get on and there's no stopping along the way. There are some days when you feel like this is pretty tough, and there are the days that are exhilarating, but you just keep on going.

- Mitt Romney

source: Interview with Damon Beres, www.rd.com.

topic: Thinking, Hair, Stopping, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.

- Jay Leno

topic: Thinking, Hair, Race, Bad Hair

It seems like you can't actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States.

- Jay Roach

source: Source: collider.com

topic: Running, Hair, President, Bad Hair

[People say]'You're always happy' and I'm, like, sometimes I have a huge zit on my face. But if you smile, people won't notice that. I do have bad-hair days but if you feel confident in yourself it would make people want to be around you.

- Cheyenne Kimball

topic: Hair, People, Zits, Confident In Yourself, Bad Hair Day

I think I had a lot of bad hair moments. In the early 80's just sometimes I wore purple lipstick or green lipstick.

- Madonna Ciccone

source: Source: www.today.com

topic: Thinking, Hair, Purple, Bad Hair

I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess.

- Georgia May Jagger

topic: Fall, Hair, Wake Up, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

Before you go into what is essentially a competition, you have to have that confidence. You have to ask yourself, "Are they looking for a guy my height? My age? I've got a shot." And if there are nine guys auditioning and they're all gorgeous, I have an advantage, because gorgeous guys are a dime a dozen. But if they need someone else - like a goofy guy with bad hair who is just okay - then that's me. And finally, the other 2 percent who audition are geniuses that I could never touch.

- Tom Hanks

topic: Hair, Guy, Competition, Bad Hair

Step out from behind the words. When you're a writer you can imagine that the words speak for you and are you, but they're not. You are this living breathing bad hair day kind of person.

- Beth Kephart

topic: Hair, Breathing, Steps, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

It's only life. We all get through it.

- Dean Koontz

topic: Wednesday Morning, Bad Hair Day, Bad Hair

We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike

- Susane Colasanti

source: Susane Colasanti (2008). “When It Happens”, p.176, Penguin

topic: Attitude, Hair, Swings, Bad Hair Day, Mood Swing

This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair? I’d call this progress. ~Jaime Vegas

- Kelley Armstrong

topic: Bad Hair

Yes, I like girls; Yes, I like boys; I like boys who like boys; I like girls who wear toys and girls who don't; I like girls who don't call themselves girls; Crew cuts or curls or that really bad hair phase in between.

- Andrea Gibson

topic: Girl, Cutting, Boys, Bad Hair