Transvestites Quotes:

I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite.

- Boy George

source: London newspaper, 1984.

topic: Gay, Transvestites

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

- Dov Davidoff

topic: Transvestites, Persons

Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

- Dana Gould

topic: Halloween, Dresses, Transvestites

I'm an Action Transvestite.

- Eddie Izzard

source: "PLAYBILL ON-LINE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER with Eddie Izzard". Interview with Ernio Hernandez, www.playbill.com. April 02, 2003.

topic: Action, Transvestites

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'

- Joan Rivers

topic: Mom, Mother, Dating, Transvestites

When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it.

- Sofia Vergara

source: "Sofia Vergara: 'I love looking like a transvestite'" by Jennifer Still, www.digitalspy.com. September 14, 2011.

topic: Women, Mirrors, Looks, Transvestites

Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because... it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.

- Eddie Izzard

topic: Girl, Queens, Gay, Transvestites, Gay Men

Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.

- Germaine Greer

topic: Love, Women, Hair, Transvestites, Charades

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

- Rachel Bilson

topic: Underwear, Persons, Playlists, Open Heart, Learned Person

A transvestite spends her entire life trying to look as feminine as possible and I have clearly spent mine celebrating my masculinity.

- Vin Diesel

topic: Trying, Looks, Feminine, Diesel, Masculinity

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

- Eddie Izzard

topic: Running, Jumping, Climbing, Climbing Trees, Transvestites

You can tell a lot about a person by who his or her heroes are.

- Steve Jobs

source: "The Seed of Apple's Innovation". Bloomberg interview, www.bloomberg.com. October 12, 2004.

topic: Hero, Rainy Day, Forget Everything, Playlists, Open Heart

You can tell a lot about a person by what’s on their playlist.

- Mark Ruffalo

topic: Rainy Day, Learned Person, Forget Everything, Playlists, Open Heart

If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

- Kurt Vonnegut

topic: Art, Hurt, Writing, Transvestites, Hermaphrodites

I love my gay brothers. I love my lesbian sisters. I love my transvestite, my gender-bending folk. For me, it's a matter of embracing their humanity, allowing them to choose in such a way that they are in the driver's seat regarding their lives.

- Cornel West

topic: Brother, Gay, Humanity, Transvestites, Seats

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

- Kurt Vonnegut

topic: Writing, College, Creative, Creative Writing, Writing Advice

The transgender movement even divides itself up by gender, as many folks stick with their same trans-genders (female-to-male or male-to-female). Additionally, the movement gets strangely subdivided among, for example, male cross-dressers, sissy boys, butch women, femme dykes, drag kings, drag queens, transvestites, intersexed, transsexuals (post-op, pre-op, and non-op).

- Kate Bornstein

source: "Interview with Kate". TV Series "P.O.V." ("Georgie Girl"), www.pbs.org. June 20, 2003.

topic: Transgender, Dykes, Drag Queen, Femme, Transvestites

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

- Eddie Izzard

source: "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill", www.imdb.com. 1999.

topic: Running, Fall, Causes, Transvestites

Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a Mohawk cuckoo bird, a transvestite, and a knife-wielding lunatic. (Valerius) Why are you at Tabitha's? (Acheron)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Knives, Bird, House, Mohawks, Transvestites

Contrary to popular belief, a good number of transvestites-both male and female-are also heterosexual. Just because they want to get dressed up like the opposite sex does not necessarily mean they want to go to bed with the same sex. Some have successful heterosexual marriages & enjoy the most delightful shopping experiences.

- Peter McWilliams

source: Peter McWilliams (1993). “Ain't nobody's business if you do: the absurdity of consensual crimes in a free society”, Mary Book / Prelude Pr

topic: Sex, Mean, Successful, Transvestites, Contrary To Popular Belief

My sexuality is straight transvestite or male lesbian. It seems we are beyond the idea that I am gay and hiding it. If I had to describe how I feel in my head, I'd say I'm a complete boy plus half a girl. I don't seem to have the sixth sense that women have or their stronger senses of taste and smell. Gay men can also have it but straight men don't.

- Eddie Izzard

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Girl, Gay, Men, Transvestites, Taste And Smell

I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.

- Sarah Silverman

topic: Trying, Looks, Dresses, Transvestites

FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE AND GREW SOME TITTIES

- Bizarre

topic: Sunset, Hair, Blue, Transvestites

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

- Dov Davidoff

topic: Television, Acronyms, Tvs, Transvestites

The scorn directed against drags is especially virulent; they have become the outcasts of gay life, the "queers" of homosexuality.In fact, they are classic scapegoats. Our old fears about our sissiness, still with us though masked by the new macho fascism, are now located, isolated, quarantined through our persecution of the transvestite.

- Edmund White

source: Edmund White (2014). “States of Desire Revisited: Travels in Gay America”, p.51, University of Wisconsin Pres

topic: Transvestites, Gay Life

It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.

- Jerry Springer

topic: Night, Thinking, Iraq, Transvestites

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.

- Christopher Hitchens

source: Christopher Hitchens (2010). “Hitch 22: A Memoir”, p.82, Atlantic Books Ltd

topic: Notebook, Christian, Odds, Motels, Banging

I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have to do. I went down and spent time with transvestites in London in the clubs and all that. Got an insight to that world, and it's a mad world, but they are very warm and very open people. It was a great experience.

- Cillian Murphy

topic: Men, People, Mad, Grooming, Mad World

A lot of the early songs I wrote were about the experience of going to London and meeting rent boys and transvestites and drag queens. A lot of my early material is that: the wide-eyed adventures of a middle-class boy.

- Marc Almond

source: Source: thequietus.com

topic: Song, Queens, Adventure, Drag Queen, Transvestites

Yes?" said Clary, her voiced sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?" "No wonder that cat of his hates everyone.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.412, Simon and Schuster

topic: Hate, Cat, Killers, Transvestites

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

- Jeremy Clarkson

topic: Sex, Wagons, Should, Transvestites, Top Gear

I think it would be bizarre to pick somebody to speak at the convention based on their sexual preference, because once you go down that road, why don't you pick a transvestite?

- Gary Bauer

topic: Thinking, Would Be, Speak, Transvestites

I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It's horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.

- Khloe Kardashian

source: "Khloe Kardashian talks body image, weight in LOVE Magazine interview: 'I'm the ugly, fat sister'" by Joyce Chen, www.nydailynews.com. February 10, 2011.

topic: Mean, Years, Ugly, Last Five Years, Transvestites

Was it weird hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since you found out..." His voice trailed off. Yes?"said Clary, her voice sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?" No wonder that cat of his hates everyone." Oh, shut up, Simon," Clary said crossly.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Hate, Mean, Cat, Transvestites

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

- Eddie Izzard

topic: School, Kids, Causes, Transvestites

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

- Eddie Izzard

topic: War, Wings, Elements, Airborne, Element Of Surprise

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Saws, T Shirt, Shirts, Transvestites

There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites - gone. Now that's more the culture I'm comfortable in ... I don't like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.

- Iggy Pop

topic: Mean, House, Pimp, Transvestites

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

- Kurt Vonnegut

topic: Art, Hurt, College, Transvestites, Hermaphrodites

We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.

- David Walliams

topic: Boys, Years, Dressing Up, Transvestites