
Angling is an art, and an art worth your learning.
source: "The Complete Angler: Or The Contemplative Man's Recreation".
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
topic: Lakes, Sea, Fishing, Catching Fish, Angling
Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
source: John Gierach (2001). “Death, Taxes, and Leaky Waders: A John Gierach Fly-Fishing Treasury”, p.85, Simon and Schuster
topic: Fishing, Long, Idiot, Fly Fishing, Funny Fishing
topic: Reading, Glasses, Fishing, Fly Fishing, Reading Glasses
source: Jess C. Scott (2011). “Evolution (freebie)”, p.51, jessINK
topic: Sweet, Truth, Kissing, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
topic: Fire, Smoking, Fool, Smokers, Cigarette Smoke
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.
topic: Men, Fishing, Hours, Funny Fish, Funny Fishing
source: Herbert Hoover (1946). “Addresses Upon the Road: World War II, 1941-1945”
topic: Hate, Inspiration, Men, Fly Fishing, Equality Of Man
Good things come to those who hustle
topic: Hustle, Good Things, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Health And Fitness
All good things come by grace, and grace comes by art, and art does not come easy.
source: Norman Maclean (2009). “A River Runs Through It and Other Stories, Twenty-fifth Anniversary Edition”, p.4, University of Chicago Press
topic: Art, Grace, Doe, Angling, Trout Fishing
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
topic: Fishing, Catching, Fly Fishing, Catching Fish, Funny Fish
Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish.
topic: Men, Fishing, Discipline, Equality Of Man, Meekness
I don't know what's on the other side.
topic: Sides, Adjustment, Funny Fish, Funny Fishing, Romance Movie
No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern'd angler.
topic: Fishing, Life Is, Anglers, Angling, Great Fishing
source: Patrick F. McManus (1984). “Never Sniff A Gift Fish”, p.20, Macmillan
topic: Men, Fishing, Long, Fly Fishing, Angling
The best time to go fishing is when you can get away.
topic: Fishing, Fly Fishing, Get Away, Funny Fishing, Angling
topic: Men, Lakes, Sea, Fly Fishing, Creeks
We do not know what is on the other side of the storm.
topic: Storm, Sides, Adjustment, Funny Fish, Funny Fishing
topic: Home, Optimistic, Fishing, Angling, Great Fishing
topic: Girl, Writing, Fishing, Hunting And Fishing, Funny Fish
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
source: Paul Schullery, Marsha Karle (2013). “The Fishing Life: An Angler's Tales of Wild Rivers and Other Restless Metaphors”, p.23, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
topic: Jobs, Fishing, Brain, Funny Fish, Funny Fishing
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
source: Patrick F. McManus (1984). “Never Sniff A Gift Fish”, p.157, Macmillan
topic: Fishing, Fans, Fly Fishing, Hunting And Fishing, Funny Fish
source: John Buchan (1921). “Great Hours in Sport”, London : T. Nelson
topic: Fishing, Charm, Pursuit, Elusive, Funny Fish
The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.
topic: Rain, Fishing, Two, Fly Fishing, Funny Fish
What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.
topic: Tourists, Insects, Term, Funny Fishing, Angling
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.
source: Patrick F. McManus (1984). “Never Sniff A Gift Fish”, p.25, Macmillan
topic: Humor, Beer, Men, Stupid Funny, Wise Chinese
I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret.
topic: Regret, Fishing, Remember, Fly Fishing, Angling
source: John Gierach (2001). “Death, Taxes, and Leaky Waders: A John Gierach Fly-Fishing Treasury”, p.303, Simon and Schuster
topic: Thinking, Fishing, Forever, Mainstream Culture, Fly Fishing
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
topic: Home, Men, Fishing, Fly Fishing, Catching Fish
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
topic: Liars, Lying, Lakes, Old Clothes, Fly Fishing
topic: Sea, Fishing, Rivers, Hunting And Fishing, Fishing Boats
topic: Art, Father, Grace, Angling, Trout Fishing
topic: Stress, Fishing, People, Hunting And Fishing, Stress And Life
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
topic: Powerful, Rivers, Lakes, Fish Tanks, Angling
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
topic: Inspirational, Uplifting, Sports, Hunting And Fishing, Fly Fishing
source: "Robert Altman: What I've Learned" by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
topic: Sea, Fishing, Rivers, Fly Fishing, Funny Fish
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
topic: Years, Sea, Fishing, Catching Fish, Fish Tanks
Good things come to those who initiate.
topic: Good Things, Inspiration And Motivation, Inspirational Beauty, Inspirational Health And Fitness, Inspirational Student
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
topic: Sarcastic, Sports, Fun, Hunting And Fishing, Fly Fishing
God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.
topic: Fishing, People, Bars, Funny Bumper Sticker, Angling
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
topic: Fishing, Drink, Excuse, Hunting And Fishing, Daytime Tv
topic: Mother, Hate, Believe, Fly Fishing, Distaste