Female Comedian Quotes:

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

- Tina Fey

source: "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 5, 2011.

topic: Inspirational, Inspiring, Hilarious, Female Comedian, Bossypants

If you're creating anything at all, it's really dangerous to care about what people think.

- Kristen Wiig

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Badass, Thinking, Creating, Female Comedian

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

- Will Rogers

topic: Change, People, Insightful, Political Humor, Politics Funny

I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?

- Mindy Kaling

source: "The New New Girl: Mindy Kaling Promotes Herself Out of The Office and Into The Mindy Project". Interview with Jada Yuan, www.vulture.com. September 9, 2012.

topic: Badass, Comedy Writing, Self, Female Comedian

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.

- Tina Fey

source: "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 5, 2011.

topic: Inspirational, Witty, Funny Motivational, Ageism, Female Comedian

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

- Chelsea Peretti

topic: Jobs, People, Comedian, Female Comedian

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

- Ilana Glazer

topic: Crazy, Thinking, Comedian, Female Comedian

I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not. Male comedy writers are not scrutinized.

- Mindy Kaling

topic: Men, Thinking, People, Female Comedian, Female Writers

Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it's a different muscle, and it's hard to find female comedians.

- Ashley Greene

topic: Thinking, Class, Comedian, Female Comedian

I was trained classically, and that's something that I want to do, but I do want to say that right now it's a good market for female comedians, and I want to explore that right now. I really do want to do dramas and meatier roles, especially film.

- Eliza Coupe

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Drama, Comedian, Female, Female Comedian

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Dancing, Comedian, Singing, Female Comedian, Singing And Dancing

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

- Miranda Hart

topic: Comedian, Female, Trade, Female Comedian

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: Guy, Comedian, Trying, Female Comedian