Funny Being Single Quotes:

I'm single because I was born that way.

- Mae West

topic: Sarcastic, Witty, Freedom, Singles, Singleness

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

- Michael Douglas

topic: Single, Nice, Being Single, Singles, Irresponsibility

I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

- Delta Burke

source: "5 Things to Love About Being Single" by Whitney Caudill, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 23, 2013.

topic: Single, Lonely, Being Alone, Singles, Like Being Alone

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

- Carl Jung

source: Carl Gustav Jung (1973). “Memories, dreams, reflections”, Random House Inc

topic: Relationship, Leadership, Spiritual, Social Interaction, Inner Darkness

The ideal man is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy.

- Aristotle

topic: Men, Silence, Delight, Funny Being Single, Nicomachean Ethics

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

- Dr. Seuss

topic: You Choose, Just Believe In Yourself, Inspirational Confidence, Inspirational Student, Inspire Students

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.

- Jo Coudert

source: Jo Coudert (2003). “Advice from a Failure”, p.131, iUniverse

topic: Self Esteem, People, Needs, Singles, Single Man

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Love, Life, Confidence, Humorous Love, Inspirational Romance

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.

- Dido Armstrong

topic: Being Single, Being Alone, Long, Single Relationship, I Am Single

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

- Jon Stewart

topic: Funny, Valentine, Mean, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Anti Valentines Day

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

- Garry Shandling

topic: Single, Funny Love, Being Single, Singles, Single Man

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

- Voltaire

topic: Marriage, Being Single, Humorous, Singles, Single Girl

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

- Candace Bushnell

topic: Love, Single, Butterfly, Singles, Single Relationship

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

- Sue Grafton

source: Sue Grafton (2011). “D is for Deadbeat”, p.17, Pan Macmillan

topic: Single, Rich, Being Single, Single Women, I Am Single

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.

- Wiz Khalifa

topic: Being Single, Mean, Heart, I Am Single, Funny Being Single

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. -Carrie Bradshaw

- Candace Bushnell

topic: Running, Women, Being Single, Funny Being Single, Tamed

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

- Penelope Cruz

topic: Being Happy, Girlfriend, Being Single, Single Relationship, Funny Being Single

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

- Henry David Thoreau

topic: Music, Loneliness, Being Single, Singles, Lonely Feeling

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

- Jay Leno

topic: Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humorous Valentine, Singles

I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.

- Theodore Isaac Rubin

topic: Single, Hurt, Hate, I Am Single, Funny Being Single

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

- W. Somerset Maugham

topic: Love, Sarcastic, Depressing, Humorous Love, Dirty Business

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

- Shirley MacLaine

topic: Single, Profound, Heartless, Single Girl, Single Man

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

- Sarah Jessica Parker

topic: Sexy, Being Single, Mean, Singles, Single Girl

I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

- Walt Whitman

topic: Individuality, Atoms, Assuming, Singles, Loving Myself

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

- Dr. Seuss

source: Theodor Seuss Geisel, “Oh, The Places You'll Go”

topic: Life, Graduation, Confidence, Going To College, Seeing Yourself

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

topic: Inspirational, Single, Peace, Peacefulness, Peace Tranquility

To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing solitude.

- Joseph Addison

source: Joseph Addison, Sir Richard Steele (1853). “The Spectator”, p.100

topic: Single, Passion, Pleasing Others, Funny Being Single, Happy Being Single

He is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.

- Aristotle

topic: Single, Men, Solitude, Funny Being Single, Nicomachean Ethics

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Single, Men, Temptation, Funny Being Single, Best Funny

I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.

- Eric Dickerson

topic: Being Single, Being Alone, Love Is, Singles, I Am Single