Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
source: Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)
topic: Funny, Anniversary, Marriage, Humorous Valentine, Marriage Advice

topic: Funny, Thinking, Men, Funny Wedding Speech

source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2010.
topic: Marriage, Morning, Work, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
topic: Marriage, Funny Love, Best Love, Humorous Love, Marriage Engagement

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
topic: Love, Marriage, Secret, Husband To Be, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
topic: Marriage, Men, Wife, Marriage Jokes, Marriage Speech
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
topic: Funny, Marriage, Sarcastic, Humor Love, Jury
topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
topic: Love, Marriage, Wedding, Marriage Speech, Marriage Toast
topic: Wedding, Realizing, Wedding Speech, Reception, Wedding Toast
source: Attributed in Bennett Cerf, The Life of the Party (1956)
topic: Love, Funny, Birthday, Husband To Be, Marriage Humor
source: Terre des Hommes ch. 8 (1939)
topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Soulmate Love
Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.
topic: Love, Beauty, Wedding, Soul Beauty, Souls In Love
topic: Love, Relationship, Family, Husband To Be, Husband Wife
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
source: Wuthering Heights ch. 9 (1847)
topic: Love, Anniversary, Romantic, Make Me Feel Special, Marriage And Love Inspirational
topic: Marriage, Funny Love, Men, Marriage Jokes, Marriage Speech
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
topic: Inspiration, Names, Missing, Marriage Humor, Marriage Jokes
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Crazy, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
topic: Marriage, Men, Behind Every Great Man, Marriage Advice, Marriage Humor
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
topic: Marriage, Stupid, Men, Marriage Speech, Wedding Marriage
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
topic: Love, Romantic, Girlfriend, St Valentine, Law Of Attraction Love
They do not love that do not show their love.
topic: Love, Marriage, Wedding, Showing Love, Reception
topic: Marriage, Single, Learning, Marriage Is Hard, What Is Marriage