Getting A Divorce Quotes:

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

- Helen Rowland

source: Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.70, Lulu.com

topic: Marriage, Single, Divorce, Inspirational Divorce, Parents Divorce

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

- Richard Wagner

topic: Divorce, Mad, Heartfelt, Money Wasted, Getting A Divorce

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

- Alfred Lord Tennyson

source: Song: Punish Me, Album: Capital Punishment, 1998

topic: Love, Life, Break Up, Hurting Him, Back Together

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

- Lauren Bacall

topic: Women, Party, Mean, Settlement, Divorce Lawyers

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

- Lewis Grizzard

topic: Funny, Marriage, Hilarious, Getting Married, Good Sex

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce

Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

source: Helen Keller (2000). “To Love this Life: Quotations”, p.25, American Foundation for the Blind

topic: Doors, Long, Looks, Daily Work, Always Happy

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

- Evan Esar

topic: Husband, Divorce, After Divorce, Getting A Divorce, Going Through Divorce

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

- Evan Esar

topic: Divorce, Two, Firsts, Incompatibility, Syllables

Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.

- Paul Coleridge

topic: Divorce, Exercise, Tests, Funny Divorce, Getting A Divorce

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

- Bob Hastings

topic: Regret, Divorce, Thieves, Inspirational Divorce, After Divorce

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

- Clare Boothe Luce

topic: Mother, Sleep, Divorce, Inspirational Divorce, Getting A Divorce

The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.

- Confucius

topic: Inspirational, Men, Trials, Inspirational Achievement, Inspirational Adversity

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

- James Caan

source: "James Caan: What I've Learned". Interview with Ross Johnson, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

topic: Funny, Divorce, Playboy, Funny Divorce, After Divorce

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

- Mignon McLaughlin

source: Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.24, BookBaby

topic: Love, Anniversary, Marriage, Husband To Be, Marriage And Divorce

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: God, Patriotic, Divorce, Kindred, After Divorce

I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

- Lenny Clarke

topic: Funny, Divorce, Hatred, Festering, Funny Divorce

People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

- Gary Chapman

topic: Divorce, Skills, People, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

- Woody Allen

topic: Single, Divorce, Vacation, Funny Divorce, After Divorce

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

- Aziz Ansari

topic: Divorce, Littles, Natural, Getting A Divorce

If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

- Elizabeth Hawes

topic: Divorce, Feels, Exception, Getting A Divorce

Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.

- Jenna McCarthy

topic: Couple, Divorce, Splits, Getting A Divorce

So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or more. Just to put that in perspective, that sum could have built 200 schools in poor countries around the world for kids who desperately want an education. Then Kardashian could have helped transform the world, not just entertain it. And the schools would have lasted incomparably longer than her marriage.

- Nicholas D. Kristof

topic: Country, School, Kids, Poor Countries, Access To Education

Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.

- Gail Collins

topic: Divorce, Vacation, News, Daily News, Getting A Divorce

She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her.

- John Green

topic: Divorce, Gun, Voice, Getting A Divorce

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

- Jay Leno

topic: Divorce, Guy, Scary, Getting A Divorce

Hello...Although you (reporters) are busy thank you for coming to this place. Today, the reason that I called you...I wanted to talk about some girl. Currently, I love a certain girl. I really love this girl too much. She is a person who finds happiness and joy in small things, when i'm with her, I'm always happy. She is also a person who told me how happiness felt like. Because of this, Because of this, because i love this girl too much, because i want to protect this girl...I am getting a divorce.

- Youngjae

topic: Girl, Drama, Divorce, Getting A Divorce, Thank You For Coming

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

- Rebecca West

topic: Marriage, Wedding, Divorce, Getting A Divorce

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

- Samantha Bee

source: Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 9, 2016.

topic: Divorce, Parent, Months, Flashback, Getting A Divorce

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Children, Father, Divorce, Getting A Divorce