Fats quotes

Better to starve free than be a fat slave
-- Aesop

#4th Of July #Slave #Fats

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.
-- Alber Elbaz

#Children #Wonder #Fats

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
-- Anthony Horowitz

#Men #Trying #Fats

Who's your fat friend ?
-- Beau Brummell

#Food #Fats

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.
-- Benvenuto Cellini

#Cat #Pet #Fats

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat ***** you wouldn't believe
-- Bernard Manning

#Believe #Fats

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
-- Beth Ditto

#Months #Flavour #Fats

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
-- Bill Maher

#Funny #Internet #Fats

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
-- Bob Dylan

#Music #People #Fats

I don't know what he has. A pulled groin. A hip flexor. I don't know. A pulled something. I never pulled anything. You can't pull fat.
-- Bruce Coslet

#Sports #Hips #Fats

If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.
-- Caitlin Moran

#Class #World #Fats

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.
-- Camryn Manheim

#Way #Fats

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word
-- Camryn Manheim

#Fats

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
-- Camryn Manheim

#Fats

Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless
-- Carnie Wilson

#Skins #Fats #Solutions

I was a fat-headed guy full of pain.
-- Cary Grant

#Pain #Guy #Fats

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
-- Casey Wilson

#Issues #Fats

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
-- Charles Bukowski

#Turkeys #Bigs #Fats

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.
-- Chuck Palahniuk

#Economy #Fats

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
-- Clement Freud

#Delicacy #Fats

I am fat and I don't care.
-- CM Punk

#Wwe #Care #Fats

Fat is where comedy is stored,
-- Craig Ferguson

#Comedy #Fats

I was rather a fat little boy.
-- Cyril Cusack

#Boys #Littles #Fats

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
-- D. J. MacHale

#Fats

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.
-- Dawn French

#Girl #Fat Girl #Fats

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
-- Demi Lovato

#Girl #Fats

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
-- Dick Motta

#Opera #Fats

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.
-- Dom DeLuise

#Play #Serious #Fats

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.
-- Ed Bliss

#Time Management #Management #Fats

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
-- Elizabeth Hurley

#Fats

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.
-- Elizabeth Olsen

#Care #Chef #Fats

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.
-- Erica Jong

#Country #Weight #Fats

What doesn't kill you, makes you fat.
-- Esmeralda Santiago

#Fats

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.
-- Ester Dean

#Opera #Bigs #Fats

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.
-- Evan Esar

#People #Worry #Fats

The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences on the basis of, 'Was I thin at that time or fat?' And it doesn't seem to let up.
-- Felicity Huffman

#Pressure #Gone #Fats

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
-- Fred Schwab

#Sleep #Cat #Fats

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat.
-- Gary Taubes

#Fats

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.
-- Gayle Forman

#Life Is #Bigs #Fats

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.
-- Gelett Burgess

#Obesity #Thirty #Fats

Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
-- Gena Showalter

#Fats

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
-- George Herbert

#Compromise #Fats

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.
-- George Steinbrenner

#Yankees #Toads #Fats

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
-- Giada De Laurentiis

#Pasta #Fats

You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.
-- Gwen Stefani

#Cute #Firsts #Fats

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
-- Hank Stram

#Running #Fats

Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat.
-- Hannah Simone

#Way #Curvy #Fats

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.
-- Hanne Blank

#Real #Real Women #Fats

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.
-- Heidi

#Effort #Bigger #Fats

You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?
-- Heinrich Muller

#Interesting #Fats #Cases

You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.
-- Helen Fisher

#Size #Too Short #Fats

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
-- Hermann Goring

#Powerful #Gun #Fats

Unsaturated fat is an outrage.
-- Ian Paisley

#Outrage #Fats

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
-- Jack LaLanne

#Exercise #Way #Fats

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
-- Jack Nicholson

#Sunglasses #Fats #Nicholson

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
-- James D. Watson

#People #Interviews #Fats

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?
-- James M. Barrie

#Sex #Jewels #Fats

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
-- James McBride

#Writing #Cutting #Fats

Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!
-- Jason Vale

#Mean #Sugar #Fats

The fats dented the flats.
-- Jerry Lawler

#Funny #Wwe #Fats

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
-- Jerry Lawler

#Fats

Do you know we are being led to Slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting Obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by t.v.
-- Jim Morrison

#Blood #Slaughter #Fats

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.
-- John A. McDougall

#Fats

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.
-- John Cena

#Wwe #Wake Up #Fats

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery
-- John Ray

#Liberty #Slavery #Fats

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
-- Johnny Carson

#Sarcastic #Running #Fats

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.
-- Josh Peck

#Hurt #Matter #Fats

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.
-- Judith Moore

#Beautiful #Hate #Fats

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
-- Kate Moss

#Hate #Stupid #Fats

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
-- Kate Smith

#Hair #Fats

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould

#Fashion #Purses #Fats

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.
-- Kevin Smith

#Growing Up #Trying #Fats

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.
-- Kingsley Amis

#Men #Trying #Fats

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
-- Kirstie Alley

#More To Life #Fats

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
-- Kirstie Alley

#Tired #Size #Fats

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.
-- Lena Dunham

#People #Fats #True People

Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat
-- Lionel Shriver

#Size #Fats #Relative

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
-- Lloyd Kaufman

#People #Fat People #Fats

I think there is a lot of fat in the government.
-- Luis Fortuno

#Thinking #Government #Fats

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.
-- Luisa Tetrazzini

#Fats #Stills

I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus.
-- Margaret Hughes

#Circus #Freak #Fats

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.
-- Margaret Weis

#Bows #Someday #Fats

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.
-- Marion Nestle

#Labels #Incentives #Fats

Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn't even worthy of a comment today.
-- Marion Nestle

#Today #Mainstream #Fats

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
-- Marlon Brando

#Money #Mind #Fats

See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
-- Martial

#Eating #Fats #Grows

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?
-- Matsuo Basho

#Cat #Backyards #Fats

Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and it continues down the intestines and out the body.
-- Michael F. Jacobson

#Wall #Body #Fats

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.
-- Mickey Lolich

#Beer #Guy #Fats

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
-- Mimi Pond

#Shoes #Fit #Fats

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.
-- Mireille Guiliano

#People #Fat People #Fats

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.
-- Natalia Vodianova

#Skinny #Fats

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
-- Natalie Imbruglia

#Winning #Fats

Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.
-- Natasha Friend

#Balance #Muscles #Fats

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date
-- Nathan Lane

#Kids #School #Fats

You're never too fat for a new purse.
-- Nia Vardalos

#Purses #Fats

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.
-- Nia Vardalos

#Faces #Fats

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.
-- Nigella Lawson

#Believe #Cooking #Fats

What's worse? Being strung out or being fat?
-- Nikki Sixx

#Fats

An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy.
-- Norman Reilly Raine

#Artist #Talent #Fats