Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teenage girl in a shopping mall in Florida. Do you realize? If Osama bin Laden was a 14-year old girl, we would have had him by now. ... Who is going to start protecting us from the Department of Homeland Security? ... It kind of makes you long for the good old wholesome days of the Clinton administration.
- Jay Leno
topic: Girl, Teenage, Florida, Old Guys, Department Of Homeland Security, Exposing, Fondling