Jim Gaffigan Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 7, 1966
Birthday: July 7
Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
topic: Funny, Friday, Running, Friday Night, 48 Hours, Running Late, Being Lazy
