Jim Gaffigan Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 7, 1966
Birthday: July 7
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.
source: "'Fat' Dad Jim Gaffigan On Kids, Comedy And Apartment Living". Interview with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. May 2, 2013. 
topic: Funny, Hurt, Pockets, Back Hurts
