Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way to win! If Osama dies, you don't get paid. If you're found, you get killed.
- Jay Leno
topic: Jobs, Winning, Found You
