Ocupation: Entertainer
Life: b. February 7, 1956
Birthday: February 7
I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.
source: "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.
topic: Cheer, Home, Cost, Way Home, Cheer Me Up