Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 29, 1954
Birthday: April 29
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.
topic: Funny, War, Fighting, Swiss Army Knives, Funny Comedian, Alphabet Soup, Swiss
