Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too.
- Jay Leno
topic: Powerful, Weekend, Thank God, North Korean