Jay Leno Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
According to the L.A. Times, Attorney General John Ashcroft wants to take "a harder stance" on the death penalty. What's a harder stance on the death penalty? We're already killing the guy? How do you take a harder stance on the death penalty? What, are you going to tickle him first? Give him itching powder? Put a thumbtack on the electric chair?
topic: Giving, Guy, Want, Itching, Electric Chair, Stance
